I know we're in a different country and all that, but we had a similar occurrence a while back. A fairly battered looking car appeared in our road and stayed there for more than a week. We reported it to the council as an abandoned car. They presumably looked up the owner on the DVLA website and contacted them because a man turned up the next day and drove it away.

Presumably, as the pickup is for sale, there are contact details. Have you thought of contacting them and saying if you don't move it I will let your tyres down...?

Cheers,

Chris

Quote from: crewearpley40 on Yesterday at 07:49:31 AMSuspect local authority

Briefly misread that as the local authority being the suspect 

Quote from: Bealman on Yesterday at 06:50:48 AMThis thing has been parked outside of Chez Bealman's for three days. For sale, $8600.

If it has a phone number on it then just put an extra piece of paper on there with "Now $3000 must sell ASAP" and let his phone ring off the hook.

Quote from: Bealman on Yesterday at 08:39:31 AMThat's right! As a last resort, I could torch it

Put Tesla stickers on it, just as damaging and much safer.