A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

A man spends the majority of his life searching for the ideal woman ... ... ... in the meantime he marries.

My thought for the day (courtesy of the late, great Terry Pratchett):

"You can lead a horse to water, and while you may not necessarily be able to make it drink, you can stick a hosepipe up its nose and turn the tap on."

Those pesky redskins will never hit us with their arrows at this dista........................aargh

This Forum is getting far too serious - can we all "lighten" up please  -
so many thoughts to ponder over - it's eating into my drinking time  !

As Oscar Wilde said "Work is the curse of the drinking classes"

Quote from: Tdm on October 02, 2015, 10:47:51 AM
This Forum is getting far too serious - can we all "lighten" up please  -
so many thoughts to ponder over - it's eating into my drinking time  !

Have a beer while you think it over!

"What goes in, must come out".

As I explained to my SWMBO, despairing at yet another full nappy (the baby's, I hasten to add).

I joined a Tesco dating agency* and got a bag for life

*Other dating agencies are available

Quote from: newportnobby on October 02, 2015, 12:26:01 PM
I joined a Tesco dating agency* and got a bag for life

*Other dating agencies are available

Quote from: railsquid on October 02, 2015, 11:19:34 AM
"What goes in, must come out".

Not if you are discussing black holes..................

Quote from: Agrippa on October 03, 2015, 12:15:42 PM

Quote from: railsquid on October 02, 2015, 11:19:34 AM
"What goes in, must come out".

Not if you are discussing black holes..................

That would be my railway room office.

"Black Holes" - Isn't that where couplings and springs and other dropped little pieces go when you lose them from your layout?. I sometimes think my brain is a black hole, as information goes in, then is forgotten, and never comes out again.

Quote from: newportnobby on October 02, 2015, 12:26:01 PM
I joined a Tesco dating agency* and got a bag for life

*Other dating agencies are available

I was thinking of joining that one,
but was afraid i might come out with two,,
for the price of one.

looks nervously over shoulder,
ah "general discussion" I think we should be safe , , ,

Quote from: Tdm on October 03, 2015, 01:32:14 PM
"Black Holes" - Isn't that where couplings and springs and other dropped little pieces go 

I'm not sure if you are quite right there,
you see Black Holes give off Hawking Radiation ( and thus evaporate) and so could be detected that way (they are slightly warm )
However, once couplings and springs vanish they are quite impossible to detect, n'est ce pas ?

Quote from: Tdm on October 03, 2015, 01:32:14 PM
"Black Holes" - Isn't that where couplings and springs and other dropped little pieces go when you lose them from your layout?

That's the Carpet Monster you're thinking about.