MY THOUGHT FOR TODAY

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Paul
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Am I the only one with a pet spider or two
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I dislike spiders intensely - almost as much as the many cockroaches we see here in Tenerife.

I quite like "Gekos" and Salamanders as we have plenty of them here - and they do rid the gardens of other nasty little creatures.

I have read that "cucarachas" are the only creatures that could survive a Nuclear Holocaust" - think I would be happy to be dead if that ever happened!

[Zogbert Splod]

I dislike spiders intensely...

Looks like you and I are batting for the same team good buddy.  In the course of a mapping project on the Texas/Mexico border a spider (brown recluse) put me in hospital and then had me off work for 5 months.  The #&$%"^% chomped my leg and almost got me to the point of losing it below the knee.  I have seen some HUGE cockroaches in various parts of the world but a tiny spider scares me more than all of them including the ones in India that we referred to as 'six legged skateboards'.....

[joe cassidy]

Rudyard Kipling fans, where are you ?

Best regards,


Joe

[Zogbert Splod]

Dunno if I am a Kipling fan or not - I have never Kipled!

Can you show me the way to the taxi rank please.....

[railsquid]

What a strange collection of Googled quotes 

"The problem with quotations espoused upon the Internet  is that you cannot always depend on their accuracy" -Abraham Lincoln, 1864.

[Greybeema]

A favourite of mine used often at work:-

"Lack of planning on your part does not constitute and emergency on mine".

Or, from The Office:-

"A problem shared is a problem halved.  So you need to ask yourself - am I dealing with my problems or half of someone else's"

[steve836]

Rudyard Kipling fans, where are you ?

Best regards,


Joe

Yes He makes exceedingly good cakes

[Dorsetmike]

"If we can't take a joke we shouldn't have joined"   (first heard in the RAF)

"Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's made up"    (Quote from a depot manager)

[dave d]

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of the oncoming train

[Agrippa]

A friend in need is a pest............

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down...

[Newportnobby]

When asked once if I liked Dickens my reply was "I've never been to one"

[Newportnobby]

Dunno if I am a Kipling fan or not - I have never Kipled!

Can you show me the way to the taxi rank please.....

Its a well known fact  that Kipling also make exceptionally good cakes Im informed   

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[jonclox]

Dunno if I am a Kipling fan or not - I have never Kipled!

Can you show me the way to the taxi rank please.....

Its a well known fact  that Kipling also make exceptionally good cakes Im informed   

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(see reply #21)

Missed that post so have deleted mine   

[Tdm]

All those of you out there suffering from some form of disease or illness who envy those who say they are fit and well - remember the old medical saying :-

"The healthy man is the sick man who is unaware of it!"

[MalcolmInN]

"The healthy man is the sick man who is unaware of it!"

Aint that the truth, yer, tell me about it !
Chicken Licken was right after all.

"The problem with quotations espoused upon the Internet  is that you cannot always depend on their accuracy" -Abraham Lincoln, 1864.

  "true", a moments pause, followed by "Duh"

Missed that post so have deleted mine   

No! Dont do that, the more kipling the better, especially the bottled kipling.