If at first, you don't succeed , give up.

Nothing sucseeds like a beakless budgie

Quote from: steve836 on October 01, 2015, 08:46:02 PM
Nothing sucseeds like a beakless budgie

Argh 
I suppose we have to grain and bear it ?

Yeah was a bit corny

'Trill' makes your budgie bounce.
However, you can only throw it once

  sheaf   strewth
humour stalks the thread.

My wife does bird impressions. she watches me like a hawk .....................

Quote from: Agrippa on October 01, 2015, 11:23:13 PM
My wife does bird impressions. she watches me like a hawk .....................

Does that mean you are the last of the "Mohicans" - his companion was named Hawkeye if I am not mistaken.

I'm his Scottish cousin, Hawkeye the Noo..............

perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim

Que ?

Quote from: fatso on October 02, 2015, 12:48:49 AM
perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim

No, it will probably kill you;
anyway I am on borrowed time and can not afford to be patient.

EDIT
PS you forgot to include an Ibid. for your Ovid. 
aka Ibidem
Of course some would say,
"Perfer et obdura! Dolor hic tibi proderit olim."
less wishy-washy.

Quote from: MalcolmAL on October 01, 2015, 10:12:24 PM
  sheaf   strewth
humour stalks the thread.

Yes , but can't quite get in!

A pessimistic pal would tell me:

As one door closes, another one shuts. 

I prefer 'Always look on the bright side of life.' as he takes another set of anti b's and steroids to clear yet another chest infection. 

Dave G

He who expects nothing will not be disappointed!