Happy Customer

Agrippa · June 14, 2014, 12:41:28 PM

I always like it when someone describes a product and says something like
"No connection with XYZ except from being a very satisfied customer"

Perhaps one day someone will say " No connection with XYZ except
from the bung of £100 they paid me! "

Trainfish · June 14, 2014, 02:57:39 PM

Sounds like you're describing an honest politician. Oops, sorry, those 2 words don't belong in the same sentence.

Paul B · June 14, 2014, 03:10:44 PM

Well, you do know how to tell when a politician is lying?

Their lips move...

Agrippa · June 14, 2014, 04:49:11 PM

Quote from: Trainfish on June 14, 2014, 02:57:39 PM
Sounds like you're describing an honest politician. Oops, sorry, those 2 words don't belong in the same sentence.

An example of an oxymoron!

edwin_m · June 14, 2014, 04:50:59 PM

Perhaps people complaining should say "no connection except as a dissatisfied customer".

sparky · June 14, 2014, 05:44:11 PM

I thought an oxymoron was a deep sea diver who had forgotten to check his air bottles before a dive...I knew that English O level I did get would come in useful

Newportnobby · June 14, 2014, 08:44:01 PM

I thought it was an album by Jean Michel Jarre

MikeDunn · June 14, 2014, 09:12:46 PM

Quote from: newportnobby on June 14, 2014, 08:44:01 PM
I thought it was an album by Jean Michel Jarre

Would that be Oxymorone 1 or Oxymorone 2 ?

Bealman · June 15, 2014, 01:36:14 AM

Geoff · June 15, 2014, 03:30:20 AM

Quote from: MikeDunn on June 14, 2014, 09:12:46 PM
Quote from: newportnobby on June 14, 2014, 08:44:01 PM
I thought it was an album by Jean Michel Jarre
Would that be Oxymorone 1 or Oxymorone 2 ?

Are you sure they get numbered?