Getting further past it

Dorsetmike · March 07, 2018, 10:25:46 AM

To make a change from my usual half awake breakfast preparations, instead of emptying a Kenco Latte sachet into my cereal bowl, as has happened a few times, I attempted to put 2 weetybix into my coffee mug. Times like this I'm surprised I haven't tried putting my feet into the sleeves of me shirt and pulling me trousers over me head.

austinbob · March 07, 2018, 10:34:06 AM

Quote from: Dorsetmike on March 07, 2018, 10:25:46 AM
Times like this I'm surprised I haven't tried putting my feet into the sleeves of me shirt and pulling me trousers over me head.

Curses - that's what I've been doing wrong!!

Bob Tidbury · March 07, 2018, 10:38:18 AM

So guys at least Ime not the only old codger thats going bonkers.
Bob Tidbury

tutenkhamunsleeping · March 07, 2018, 10:38:37 AM

Glad it's not just me. Unboiled kettle, no tea-bag, etc, etc

Bob Tidbury · March 07, 2018, 10:46:56 AM

I made Val a really nice cup of hot water once and I wondered why she went out and made another
I even went down the shed after four weeks and forgot how to set the points for one of the roads into the fiddle yard and ramed the back of the train allready there .
This getting old is pain in the proverbial but the alternative is far worse.
Bob Tidbury

dannyboy · March 07, 2018, 10:52:49 AM

I have to go into work later today, on my day off, to return the works mobile phone that I brought home with me yesterday morning. And as for walking into the next room and wondering what I am doing there ...........

MalcolmInN · March 07, 2018, 11:07:48 AM

Yes, done the nice cup of hot sugared water.

Not so nice is the mug of coffee with salt

Dorsetmike · March 07, 2018, 11:16:33 AM

I think it's allied to "TIBMIN" = thumb in bum, mind in neutral.

NTrain · March 07, 2018, 11:21:44 AM

Put the frying pan on the ring last night, full blast, with a small amount of oil. Went through to take my tablets, while it warmed up, then forgot it was on.

At least it tested the smoke alarm............

I then opened the freezer, to get a pack of onions out and pulled the drawer right out and dropped it on the floor.

I forgot to take my lunch time tablets, so it just goes to prove that you have to keep taking the tablets........

MalcolmInN · March 07, 2018, 11:27:57 AM

Quote from: Dorsetmike on March 07, 2018, 11:16:33 AM
I think it's allied to "TIBMIN" = thumb in bum, mind in neutral.

Ah so, I just knew the Doc had got it all wrong.

MalcolmInN · March 07, 2018, 12:08:29 PM

One is the Salt, one the MonoSodium Glutamate and the other is Sugar, what could possibly go wrong ?

oh hang on, is it : one is the MSG, one the Salt ,,,

Have you seen the price of Cod&Chips recently ? Mistakes will not be tolerated

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The Q · March 07, 2018, 12:28:10 PM

Ok, who put the TV remote in the fridge?

MalcolmInN · March 07, 2018, 12:35:33 PM

Quote from: The Q on March 07, 2018, 12:28:10 PM
Ok, who put the TV remote in the fridge?

If you look in the freezer you might find a text from your swmbo reminding you where you put the remote ?

The Q · March 07, 2018, 12:37:42 PM

Quote from: MalcolmAL on March 07, 2018, 12:35:33 PM
Quote from: The Q on March 07, 2018, 12:28:10 PM
Ok, who put the TV remote in the fridge?
If you look in the freezer you might find a text from your swmbo reminding you where you put the remote ?

What's a text? Is that a paragraph in a letter?

MalcolmInN · March 07, 2018, 12:45:53 PM

Quote from: The Q on March 07, 2018, 12:37:42 PM
Quote from: MalcolmAL on March 07, 2018, 12:35:33 PM
Quote from: The Q on March 07, 2018, 12:28:10 PM
Ok, who put the TV remote in the fridge?
If you look in the freezer you might find a text from your swmbo reminding you where you put the remote ?
What's a text? Is that a paragraph in a letter?

Ummm, what is a letter please? I am old and have trouble remembering, is it an ancient form of communication ?