How to make the missus happy

[Bob Wild]

Just scored a real hit here. Bought her a tablet for her birthday. Now I can browse Ngaugeforum while she's watching Take Me Out. Success !!

[Lawrence]

I bought Della a tablet for Christmas but she wont take it  it's like the new chair I bought her - will she plug it in though 

[ParkeNd]

"How to make the missus happy".

Come on be honest - there is no answer to this.

[Newportnobby]

I bought Della a tablet for Christmas but she wont take it  it's like the new chair I bought her - will she plug it in though 

That's you in the sh doghouse, matey

[guest311]

didn't buy the missus anything this christmas ...

well she still hasn't used the burial plot I bought her last year 

[bridgiesimon]

On opening this thread i was expecting to hear the mission impossible music!!
Simon

[petercharlesfagg]

As I have been told, the ONLY way would be for me to die so that she can get the insurance!

Especially since I gave her a new vacuum cleaner for Christmas!













If you believe that, you'll believe anything!!!

Peter.

[AndyGif]

I heard that a Silver Bullet works wonders. Sadly the Dapol wagons were no good. Apparently it is something from the Ann Summers Collection........

didn't realise they did werewolf hunting equipment... would explain the leather corsets and restraints they sell too.
they must sell paint too, something about 50 shades of  grey.
I hear vanish is good for getting them back to white.

[AndyGif]

or use their toy cleaner....

[Bob Wild]

Just found a problem with the IPad. I posted a video on my construction thread. It was recorded with my old camcorder, and seemed fine. But when I view it with the IPad the resolution is awful. I can only assume that it is because the IPad has an HD camera. But it doesn't happen with my HD tele - that plays normal videos with no problem. Has anyone seen this phenomenon or got an explanation and solution?

Bob

PS I might try some experiments with recordings from my phone. But that is a bit of a pain to download.