Gettin' worse

[Bealman]

This thread is a crackup! Love the mother-in-law and the cardboard slippers.

Driving through New Zealand earlier this year with the female voice going on the satnav, my wife said, "She doesn't really read all that stuff in, does she?"

[jonclox]

Back in the days when we owned a jewellers shop my mother would often apologies to customers for not serving them but she was busy searching for her glasses. Ive known her to search for close on an hour before someone pointed out that she was wearing them.
We never bothered to tell her because it kept her busy and out of the workshop