Quote from: Agrippa on September 23, 2012, 05:57:35 PMstarring Roger Moorhen

Or Sean Colony

We all know Dr No was just a Quack.

In the next movie Bond comes up against Dr Fleischmann,
head of N section of the dreaded DB. Bond's chief "G"
(Sir Nigel Gresley) orders him to obtain the secret
DCC module which will enable the Mallard project to succeed.
Exit Bond with dry martini and glamorous blonde to secret
underground HQ where he will press the red "Do not press button."
He returns to Britain to hand over the module to head of Q
section Dr Beeching .

Fadeout to Archers theme................

PS had 5 pints tonight....................

In the next movie,

Dr Fleischmann has acquired the services of the rapper ICE-T and their pals, Mark, Lin and Tomy. They are planning new some new Trix on Bond and Gresley to finally rid the UK of steamers and launch a new ICE age. The movie ends with Bond being felled by a Javelin . . .

Fade out to 'The Empire Strikes back theme' . . .

However Bond recovers and finally defeats Fleischmann and his
female henchperson Miss Jinty Galore, in time for his next movie
"The WCML is not enough" where G orders Bond to seek out
the evil Von Branstein and his accomplice Peco who threaten
revenge for the loss of their empire....

Fade out to to theme from The 3.10 from Yeovil.............. 

3.10 from Yeovil....

On a different tack has anyone seen a bearded golfer?

Quote from: Agrippa on September 26, 2012, 01:31:46 PM
On a different tack has anyone seen a bearded golfer?

Male or female?

Reminds me of the old joke . . .

Jesus, Moses, and an old bearded man go golfing together. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the fairway but rolled directly towards a pond. Quickly, Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side safe and sound.

Next, Jesus strolls up to the tee and hits a nice long one directly toward the same pond. It landed directly in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped it up onto the green.

The third guy gets up and sort of randomly whacks the ball. It heads out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounces off a truck and hits a nearby tree. 

From there it bounces onto the roof of the club house and rolls down into the gutter, down the down pipe, out onto the fairway and right toward the aforementioned pond.

On the way to the pond, it hits a little stone and bounces out over the water and onto a lily pad where it rested quietly.  Suddenly, a very large frog jumped up on the lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth.  Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away.

As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful hole-in-one.

Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your dad."

 

As a matter of interest why does Donald Duck wear a jacket
but no trousers , and why does Mickey Mouse wear trousers
with huge buttons not attached to anything?

I think the public has a right to know.......... .