Did someone mention dictionarys?

Why do shops put stickers on non-stick frying pans?

Quote from: dannyboy on June 01, 2024, 07:46:25 PMWhy do shops put stickers on non-stick frying pans?

More to the point, how do they do it?

 

Can you increase the bounciness of a waterbed by using spring water?

As Charlie Drake said at The Battle of Little Big Horn "What am I doin' 'ere?"

Why is it that when we are looking for intelligent life, we always point our telescopes away from Earth...?

Quote from: dannyboy on June 28, 2024, 06:42:48 PMWhy is it that when we are looking for intelligent life, we always point our telescopes away from Earth...?

From Monty Python's The Meaning of Life;

Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown
And things seem hard or tough
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
And you feel that you've had quite enough....

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point
We go 'round every two hundred million years
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'Cause there's bugger-all down here on Earth!

Quote from: dannyboy on June 28, 2024, 06:42:48 PMWhy is it that when we are looking for intelligent life, we always point our telescopes away from Earth...?

Not all life on Earth is intelligent.....folk vote for people that encourage hatred and war with other folk.