Quote from: EtchedPixels on July 18, 2012, 04:29:16 PM
A little dwarf throws an axe at you..

I duck.  The axe misses and I give the dwarf the finger...

Pick up the happy meal...

Penge West

A robust defense there from the Grandmaster.  Very subtly opening Moreton's 2nd parallel, more normally played with North London Rules in which contraflows are inverted, and to avoid Triangulation, and Dollis Hill will be wild.

Since Dollis has not yet been wild in the game...

Dollis Hill

Quantum Outrage Factor prediction: approximately 7,284 or 3.726 IOU* depending on just how many more moves there are in the game.

*International Outrage Units were devised to try to level the playing fields across the globe in terms of outrage and reaction.  As Sir Isaac Newton said, every reaction has an equal and opposite over-reaction.  (I believe he was commonly misquoted in the scientific press).  It is commonly understood that a 30 minute rant from, say, someone from a Mediterranean culture would be the equivalent of a tut from someone from Surrey.  Thus, the IOU was developed to allow the description of outrage in relatively absolute terms.  Ref: "An Outrage Scale for the Common Man", J. Morn. Cresc. Phys. and Psych. Acta, 1968, Vol 4783, pp 698-985.

Quote from: Pendy on July 18, 2012, 03:13:37 PM
Penge East

And where exactly is Penge East?  Not marked on the Marauder's Map I have...

Is she at the shops perhaps?  Or at work?  She is difficult to track down since she removed the anklet.

Quote from: Mustermark on July 18, 2012, 05:35:56 PM

And where exactly is Penge East?  Not marked on the Marauder's Map I have...

Is she at the shops perhaps?  Or at work?  She is difficult to track down since she removed the anklet.

What an outrageous comment and as I come from Surrey, I have to say . . .

Tut

Penge Common

Agreed... she is a bit Common.

Tut

I've just had a letter from a Mrs Trellis of North Wales, she writes:

"Dear Mr Motion,

I've just joined a local Poetry society and it has inspired me to write my first poem which is below:

There was a young lady from Slough,
Who last year developed a cough,
She wasn't to know,
It would last until now,
Let's hope the poor girl will pull through.

What do you think?

Mrs Trellis"

Well - you can't accuse Mrs. Trellis of sitting on the fence.
Her syntax requires some work also, although if she had no syn she wouldn't pay the tax.

I would suggest she forgo the limerick and maybe concentrate on sonnets.

I agree in large measure, Nobby, re syn-tax.  Though her use of assonance is quite breathtaking.  But more suited, perhaps, to the sonnets.

Im going to play the Morgantown Crescent reversing loop rule which ends us up at Radyr.

Interesting... I haven't seen that played since the 1998 Armitage Shanks Bowl.

Machynlleth.

I use dai biffas third law and give you Cogan!

Alma?

No Steve!

Richard

Ffridd Gate