Just had a letter in the post today from Whirlpool stating from the records of Curry/PC World my washing machine could be due for a recall owing to the well known fire risk.
Instant soiling of armour ensued.

Luckily all the detail they needed was in the door recess and not the back of the machine so I duly wrote down every number in sight and visited their website. Having entered all my details to register (we promise not to use this data for marketing - yeah, right ), I entered my model number with some trepidation but was relieved to see my model is not affected by the recall
However, I do wonder if they'll replace my machine when it gets broken during the washing of my armour

The worst case scenario is that you may have to go to the laundrette where you might meet the doppelganger of Liz Hurley