Merry Cakemas to one and all!

I knew it would happen. It's my own fault and I have no one else I can blame really.
Eldest sis and I went round to Mum's and got totally fed up.
I'm now at the stage where, like Mr. Creosote, I couldn't eat a wafer thin mint as the result may be the same as his
For now I am just doomed to sit here wobbling and emitting gases. Hope I can recover as tomorrow we have to go round again and have the cold stuff with some chips.

Never mind mick. Theres the forum and a glass of southern to enjoy. Happy christmas