Try and spray a hose pipe on a neighbours burning house and at the same time film yourself with your mobile phone? 

looks like the house was for sale!

A garden hose won' t make BXXXXall difference, the fire is in the loft(and maybe the room below) if the boys in red don't turn up, the fire will spread from house to house inside the roof space... you need to break into the roof space to put the fire out...

He's spraying it from that distance!?
I bet he drinks Carling Black Label

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Probably caused by an overheating loco on the layout in the loft.
Bob Tidbury

Quote from: Bob Tidbury on May 29, 2018, 01:19:02 PM
Probably caused by an overheating loco on the layout in the loft.
Bob Tidbury

Is that a Loco called Zafira?

From what I have been told by my nosy neighbour the house had just completed the sale process and the new owner was asleep when things started getting a bit warm!

The brigade didn't take long to arrive, one engine nearly took me out at the bend bottom of the road where my son lives!