Does anyone give a monkey's about the Booker Prize ?

Nope!!!

Give as much damn about that as I do the Turner Prize, which is about zilch!!

Regards

Neal.

Well said Sir !

.......Oh, nor the MOBOs, Grammys, Brits, Oscars, British Soap Awards et al or in fact any award ceremonies like that, just a bunch of luvvies backslapping each other.

I do agree with any of the bravery award ceremonies because they're for 'normal ordinary' people doing extra-ordinary things and getting recognition for them.

Right I'll get off me soapbox now 

Regards

Neal.

Got it in one ! 

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