Happy thread

[Newportnobby]

Why did you paint your nails red?

[poliss]

So I could hide in a cherry tree of course. 

[Newportnobby]

Watch out - there's a Georg Washington about

[longbridge]

I remember my first spelling test, fifty two years ago when I was four years old. I got 9/10 right. The one I got wrong was 'one'. I put 'oen' because that's how it sounded. The secret of learning to read is having a young blonde teacher with red painted fingernails. 

And a very short Mini Skirt

[jonclox]

Wood members pleese refrain from making jokes and fun of other members dislexic keyboards. They are all some members can aford and it can be very hurtfull to keep being remindeded about it.

[OwL]

Chinese food

[Newportnobby]

It's Friday - thank Crunchie (oops - is that advertising?)

[tadpole]

It is indeed, you should've said: "It's Friday - thank generic chocolate-honeycomb confectionery bar of a brittle nature".

You were right about the  though, so I think we'll forgive you.

[Geoff]

I like Fridays it means I am home away from work yippee makes me happy walking out of work at the weekend.

Me and the wife are drinking Bacardi Breezers this weekend that will make me extremely happy...

[lesmond]

So I could hide in a cherry tree of course. 

Was that not originally to do with elephants  ?

[Newportnobby]

So I could hide in a cherry tree of course. 

Was that not originally to do with elephants  ?

I thought they painted their feet yellow so they couldn't be seen upside down in a bowl of custard (scrapes barrel as hard as possible)

[EtchedPixels]

They moved on - too many people knew about the custard and the cherry trees.

Elephants that sit in trees
Really hate Dutch Elm disease
In the boughs they sit and sun
A branch gives way down they come
Grumpily sat in the plants
Picking splinters from their pants

Beware craters beneath trees
Lest they have Dutch Elm disease
For from on high there may thump
An elephant in a grump
In the bushes sat resigned
Peeling you from his behind

[Newportnobby]

They moved on - too many people knew about the custard and the cherry trees.

Elephants that sit in trees
Really hate Dutch Elm disease
In the boughs they sit and sun
A branch gives way down they come
Grumpily sat in the plants
Picking splinters from their pants

Beware craters beneath trees
Lest they have Dutch Elm disease
For from on high there may thump
An elephant in a grump
In the bushes sat resigned
Peeling you from his behind

[lesmond]

They moved on - too many people knew about the custard and the cherry trees.

Elephants that sit in trees
Really hate Dutch Elm disease
In the boughs they sit and sun
A branch gives way down they come
Grumpily sat in the plants
Picking splinters from their pants

Beware craters beneath trees
Lest they have Dutch Elm disease
For from on high there may thump
An elephant in a grump
In the bushes sat resigned
Peeling you from his behind

That one has rounded Friday off rather well.... 

[OwL]

   Makes me happy