Mornington Crescent

[Jerry Howlett]

Then take them to the Hospital at Ealing Broadway.

[B757-236GT]

Where he will face his Waterloo.

[Mustermark]

And meet his Hatch End.

[EtchedPixels]

Ffridd Gate

Quakers Yard

[Pengi]

I've had another note from a Mrs Trellis, she writes:

"Dear Mr Blatter,

I have been avidly reading your Mornington Crescent game and I noticed a picture of an owl on it.

Mr Trellis and I are very fond of bird-watching. I fondly recall the time we set up a hide in Sainsbury's car-park to look at the Snowy Owl that was nesting in a tree above the store. Sadly it turned out to be nothing more than a carrier bag.

Yours sincerely

Mrs Trellis

P.S. you can't go from Ffridd Gate to Quakers Yard, not unless you ask Mr Griffiths for a ride in his minibus"

[Jerry Howlett]

Pendy,

You are BARKING !

[Newportnobby]

Pendy,

You are BARKING !

No she's not
It's Mrs. Trellis who's barking

[Malc]

Pendy,

You are BARKING !

No she's not
It's Mrs. Trellis who's barking

I thought she was from Wales?

[Newportnobby]

Pendy,

You are BARKING !

No she's not
It's Mrs. Trellis who's barking

I thought she was from Wales?

Nah - Pendy's from darn Sarf

[Malc]

Wot, really darn sarf, like Watford?

[Pengi]

All I know is that Mrs Trellis's letters are postmarked North Wales. I think she may have knowledge of Etched Pixels.

Watford? - that's norf

I'm going back on the game now. The Barking move has put several players 'in the doghouse' and having seen a picture of one of Her Maj's corgis, it has to be

Imperial Woof (pronounced Wharf by humans)

[Mustermark]

It was Mrs Trellis who texted me to tell me to go to see my friend Stan more.

[Pengi]

It was Mrs Trellis who texted me to tell me to go to see my friend Stan more.

I was getting so fed up with texts from her like this "Ddap Pdmdw" etc that I told her I'd got a new mobile number and gave her your number instead!

Stanmore eh? According to Professor Harry Beck, without whom this game would not be possible, it is impossible to move from Stanmore to Carpenders Park as the lines are parallel. However his theory was trumped by a commuter who made the journey. Searching for an explanation, Beck then argued that in non-Euclidean space the parallel postulate does not apply and he thus came up with the amazing conclusion that London Underground was in hyperbollock space.

So I'm off to board the Meridian at

Greenwich

[edwin_m]

Either non-Euclidean space or the good Professor had temporarily forgotten the existence of the 142 bus, which connects Stanmore with Bushey & Oxhey, or you can alight sooner for a pleasant walk down Merry Hill to Carpenders Park.  It also runs to somewhere that was once an Underground station and should be again in a few years:

Watford Junction

[Newportnobby]

I'm going back on the game now.

That's one way to get the funds for the 'Bittern'