Mornington Crescent

[Mustermark]

Pendy, are you still buried underthe sack of mail? Anything enlightening?

I was catching up with Mrs Nesbit's blog yesterday. Apparently, Friday 13th was fine for her but the lady upstairs had a tumble down the stairs. A twisted ankle is the result. There is dispute over whether the trip was caused by a black cat or some gin.

I hear Raymond Baxter's tones coming across the ether... "And after a tense period of dispute over the extent of the boundary of old London town, the game has entered a steady contemplative phase. This is more like chess with everyone looking five moves ahead.  Everyone knowing that, at this stage in such a surreal game, anything might happen".

Thus, with much trepidation and cautious optimism...

Marylebone

[Pengi]

i received this letter from a Mrs Trellis of North Wales, she writes:

"Dear Sir Patrick,

On tuning in recently, I was appalled by the torrent of filth with constant references to big bang, stellar wind and a retrograde motion. Even worse, I heard one of your handsome young men stating that his ten inch one gives a much better performance when he is probing heavenly bodies.

It is by far and away the most disgusting episode of the 'Sky at Night' that I have ever watched.

Yours sincerely

Mrs Trellis

P.S. Please would you ask your handsome young man to send me his phone number?"

[Mustermark]

  Very illuminating. A mod will be along shortly to delete your post, I'm sure

[Newportnobby]

What the heck - Mrs. Trellis sounds like my kinda girl

[Mustermark]

What the heck - Mrs. Trellis sounds like my kinda girl

[Pengi]

With week-end engineering works over, it is back onto the tracks.

Given that the Olympic torch is passing through my town today, it has to be

Kensington Olympia

[Mustermark]

And as we are in the area, let's visit Mrs Nesbit at Malvern Court...

South Kensington

[Mustermark]

I've just had another letter from a Mrs Trellis of North Wales. She writes:

"Dear Pampers

The recent reference to 'Eschers folly' reminds me of Prince Charles referring to a building as being like a "monstrous carbuncle on the face of a much-loved and elegant friend".

He has obviously not seen the size of the boil on Mrs Nesbitt's nose. With her leathery skin and enormous buttocks, it makes her look even more like a rhinoceros.

Yours sincerely

Mrs Trellis"

Yes, i can see the animosity that Mrs Trellis has for poor dear Mrs Nesbit has not abated in the slightest.

I will concede that with her rotund rear end, Mrs Nesbit has been likened to a Weeble.

The boil i believe is due to lanced a week on Wednesday.

Apparently the procedure to lance Mrs Nesbit's boil has gone well.  Her blog says that they didn't let her keep what came out like they did when she had her appendix removed.  She posted an 'after' photo of the nose.  I do not believe her appearance will be very much improved as she still refuses to get her nasal hair and top lip waxed.

[Mustermark]

Whose move is it anyway?

[Pengi]

Penge East

[Mustermark]

Kilburn High Road

[Jerry Howlett]

Kilburn High Road

Not this close to the Olympics. I move to Hanger Lane.

[tadpole]

Well! It can only be...
ELEPHANT & CASTLE

[Mustermark]

Ooh, I say.   A bold move from Tadpole there, opening up a diagonal to the West.  But the Northern Line link could mean misery for some.  The next move could be crucial.

There is a box on the platform.  It is brightly coloured and smells of Happy Meal.  There is a door to the West and a passageway leads North.

Time passes, you wait.

[EtchedPixels]

A little dwarf throws an axe at you..