Mornington Crescent

[Pengi]

Arlesey

Nearest station to Victoria Pendletons home town.

[Pengi]

I've had a note from a Mrs Trellis, she writes

"Dear Mr Trump,

I've often found it frustrating that buy-one-get-one free offers only seem to apply to items that I don't want. I've got an ingenious way to get a buy-one-get-one-free for items that I do want. I put one item in my trolley and hide the other about my person.

Unfortunately a store detective followed a trail of tomatoes that were dropping from my undercarriage

The view from my dormitory window is not too bad and I will be back home soon

Yours sincerely

Mrs Trellis.
HM Prison, Askham Grange"

[B757-236GT]

Deviation. Youd never get sent to prison for that now.

um i think im going to use the bonus points ugrade and go to
Nepliget (get out of that one)

Richard

[H]

Oh dear, we seem to have been derailed. So, to get us back on track . . . .

Cockfosters

(It's the end of the line and I once lived there)

H.

[Mustermark]

My Little Book of Mornington Crescent recipes says that to make Cockfosters, you can folllow any recipe for Coq ay Vin, but substitute lager for wine.

And for desert...

Notting Hill Gateau

[Pengi]

washed down with a glass of

Canada Water

[Mustermark]

I think i might prefer a glass of Pinner Noir.

[Pengi]

 . . . to accompany your East Ham sandwiches

[H]

Cheers for the drink, bottoms up and down the


Hatch End.


H.

[Mustermark]

I have been picking the leaves out of my Shepherd's Bush Pie. 

[Pengi]

 . . . followed by a nice desert at Pudding Mill Lane

[Newportnobby]

Much prefer an Eton mess

[EtchedPixels]

Much prefer an Eton mess

An uneaten mess is even better

[Newportnobby]

Much prefer an Eton mess

An uneaten mess is even better

[Pengi]

 . . . and a Mornington Croissant even better!

Mornington Crescent.