Best Christmas Cracker Joke

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Bob G

December 26, 2019, 11:51:44 AM
For the first time in years I laughed at the joke in my cracker this year. Here it is.

How did Mary and Joseph know that the baby Jesus's weight was seven pounds six ounces exactly?
They had a weigh in a manger!

Happy Christmas
Bob

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December 28, 2019, 10:20:46 AM
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