Words of wisdom

[Gogs]

Don't think
If you think something, don't say it
If you think it and say it, don't write it
If you think it, say it and write it, don't sign it
If you think it, say it, write it and sign it, don't be surprised!!!

[Rabs]

Do you work in politics by any chance?

[OwL]

Do you work in politics by any chance?

[Agrippa]

More words to the wise...never tie your shoelace in a revolving door. 

[Newportnobby]

More words to the wise...never tie your shoelace in a revolving door. 

I'm having a good titter just at the thought of attempting that

[Sprintex]

Seen it done in the slowly revolving doors at Morrison's - most hilarious!


Paul

[scotsoft]

One thing to avoid.

I received a package from the postman this morning, the contents were in one of those brown padded jiffy bags that are lined with bubble wrap.

I opened it sitting at my computer, extracted the contents and placed the envelope on the back of an armchair.

It fell off the back of the armchair, unknown to me, and when I pushed back on my computer chair one of the wheels went over the envelope exploding those little air bubble like bullets being fired from a gun.

I will leave the next scene to your collective imaginations 

You should all try it, especially if you have kids and feel the need for some revenge therapy 

cheers John.

[Pengi]

Avoid parking tickets when illegally parked by leaving your wipers on 'fast wipe'.

[longbridge]

My words of wisdom " Don't argue with SWMBO you will never win" 

[Jerry Howlett]

Avoid parking tickets when illegally parked by leaving your wipers on 'fast wipe'.