Children's Names - Missed a trick

[Fardap]

Usain Bolt has announced the names of his new babies... Saint Leo Bolt and Thunder Bolt.

Why, oh why would he not have named the first one Lightning Bolt? 

OH! on further reading he already has a daughter Olympia Lightning Bolt.

[chrism]

Usain Bolt has announced the names of his new babies... Saint Leo Bolt and Thunder Bolt.

Why, oh why would he not have named the first one Lightning Bolt? 

OH! on further reading he already has a daughter Olympia Lightning Bolt.

He could have used "Inch and a Half Whitworth" 

[RailGooner]

I'm not a fan of burdening children with comical names, but I can't even see what the joke is with "Saint Leo Bolt".

[emjaybee]

I don't understand why he didn't give them all the same names...


...much easier....


...then they'd all be...


...co-bolt.


[Was it worth the wait?]

[chrism]

I don't understand why he didn't give them all the same names...

...much easier....

...then they'd all be...

...co-bolt.

All dressed in blue, perchance?

[Newportnobby]

[Was it worth the wait?]

[Hiawatha]

I can't even see what the joke is with "Saint Leo Bolt".

I read that as Saint Leopold who I know as the patron saint of Austria and my hometown Vienna. Didn't think that our Leopold was even known in Jamaica.

[emjaybee]

[Was it worth the wait?]

Harsh.

[joe cassidy]

I went to school with Julian Cope, the singer of Teardrop Explodes.

He decided that he would give his kids Greek names.

Teles, Micros, etc. etc. 

[Newportnobby]

I went to school with Julian Cope, the singer of Teardrop Explodes.

He decided that he would give his kids Greek names.

Teles, Micros, etc. etc. 

And their sister - Tara Masalata

[TrevL]

That would be a bit fishy.

[N_GaugeModeller]

I know someone who named her two kids Encore and Finale, good job she stopped at two, pore old Prologue had a lucky escape.

NGM