Scotrail Club 50

[Agrippa]

There's a special offer for the start of Scotrail Club 50, return to anywhere
in Jockshire for £10.

[Agrippa]

When the old Club 55 had its last period I went to my local station to get a ticket to
Rannoch. The woman in the ticket office said you can't get that type of ticket there.
Despite my protestations she was adamant, so I said just give me one to Corrour,
she said that's  nowhere near Lanark. She spends so much time texting her
pals she doesn't pay much attention to customers....