Unhappy Thread

dannyboy · October 15, 2020, 01:45:05 PM

I hope it turns out to be nothing too serious Joe.

joe cassidy · October 15, 2020, 01:47:18 PM

Thanks David

Newportnobby · October 15, 2020, 03:48:17 PM

Quote from: joe cassidy on October 15, 2020, 01:39:05 PM
My Mum (will be 92 years old on 25 October) was taken into hospital last Saturday with various problems.

Since then her condition has been, to quote M Python, "going up and down like the assyrien empire".

Unfortunately visits to the hospital are forbidden.

That's the worst part. Bad enough your Mum's hospitalised (hope she improves soon) but with no visits allowed it makes matters worse for both you and her

joe cassidy · October 16, 2020, 11:45:16 AM

Thanks Mick. They do allow visits when the end is nigh, but only one person.

joe cassidy · October 16, 2020, 11:55:52 AM

I have got 2 self-assembly Ikea beds being delivered tomorrow

dannyboy · October 16, 2020, 12:00:42 PM

You will be able to put your mask on, stand 2 metres away, cup/mug/glass in hand and watch them self assemble.

joe cassidy · October 16, 2020, 12:02:47 PM

I hope that Ikea don't forget to include the magic wand.

Snowwolflair · October 16, 2020, 12:03:53 PM

IKEA are now selling hookers, you have to

them yourself.

Trainfish · October 16, 2020, 12:15:13 PM

Apparently our local school has become an academy and it's sponsored by IKEA.
They say the lessons are ok, but morning assembly takes ages.

The Q · October 16, 2020, 01:51:30 PM

Quote from: Trainfish on October 16, 2020, 12:15:13 PM
Apparently our local school has become an academy and it's sponsored by IKEA.
They say the lessons are ok, but morning assembly takes ages.

Elsewhere they have granted a GroanButton

The Q · October 16, 2020, 01:53:20 PM

Quote from: joe cassidy l

Only Basil Fawlty could get away with that :)
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I think someone has been taking lessons..
https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/crime/norwich-man-who-was-dragged-along-by-car-then-used-axe-to-damage-vehicle-1-6885601

Newportnobby · October 16, 2020, 03:19:06 PM

Whenever I bought something from Ikea I ended up with a bedroom shed and a few bits left over

themadhippy · October 16, 2020, 03:39:42 PM

A middle class punk went to ikea and told the assistant ,"my girlfriend insists i need a sofa bed,have you got any?" the assistant replies
"Don't be told what you want
Don't be told what you need
There's no futon
No futon
No futon for you"

railsquid · October 16, 2020, 04:04:26 PM

Something wrong with the forum software, this is not the Groaner thread.

emjaybee · October 16, 2020, 04:16:10 PM

No.

This is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay funnier.