Happy thread

[dannyboy]

Looks like that might be a long lasting erection. Would it all fall down if you filled it full of your beer?

[guest311]

you really had me worried for a moment, ........

but then I remembered this was a family forum 

[Trainfish]

Looks like that might be a long lasting erection. Would it all fall down if you filled it full of your beer?

No chance, it's built to last! There won't be too much beer in there though as it's a female dog (changed by forum) barn 

[Newportnobby]

I've never seen a crowbar used to create an erection before
Usually it takes a lot of screws

[guest311]

 

you moving mrs trainfish out of the marital home ......

to make more room for trains 

[Trainfish]

I would do but it's at the far end of the garden which is too far away from the washing machine, ironing board etc which she loves to use so no, afraid not.

I've never seen a crowbar used to create an erection before
Usually it takes a lot of screws

Oh there were lots of screws all afternoon and even a few this morning. The crowbar is used for positioning. If things aren't in the right place then out comes the crowbar 

Anyway, here's a Sunday picture of the female dog (changed by forum) barn:



Planning to felt the roof today then another roof on top of that, glazing (not on the top), wiring, internal cladding, carpeting etc etc. The usual things you do in a female dog (changed by forum) barn 

[guest311]

 washing machine, ironing board etc 

[guest311]

How did the interview go, Mr Trainfish ? 

[dannyboy]

How did the interview go, Mr Trainfish ? 

Yes come on, you might like suspenders, but we don't like being in them! 

[Trainfish]

How can you not like being in suspenders? You haven't lived 

Anyway, the interview went well I thought. I believe there about 4 people being interviewed this week. I hope to hear later this week that I've got 6 months probation and I'll update you either on this thread or the unhappy thread once I know   

[emjaybee]

How can you not like being in suspenders? You haven't lived 

Anyway, the interview went well I thought. I believe there about 4 people being interviewed this week. I hope to hear later this week that I've got 6 months probation and I'll update you either on this thread or the unhappy thread once I know   

Probation...?

or Parole...?

[Trainfish]

Probation I hope 





I see you're not ignoring me any more then 

[emjaybee]

Probation I hope 





I see you're not ignoring me any more then 

Ahem.    Sorry about that.

[guest311]

if he wore suspenders to the interview, I guess they'll put him on cell block H 

[Trainfish]

I've never been patted down as much as I was yesterday so I was quite relieved I didn't wear them. They would definitely have found them