The angry thread

[RailGooner]

What happened to those water-cannon bojo bought a few years back?!

[guest311]

probably can't be used because of their 'human right' to act like idiots.

[Malc]

I suppose the only consolation is that they will take the infections away with them.

[Snowwolflair]

In a really cheesed off mood.  Tried to book up for a much delayed Covid vaccine shot.  However I have had a runny nose within the last 14 days so am not allowed.
My runny nose is due to cold air and blossoms from local plants, hay fever.  At this rate I will not get a shot until early summer.
That will teach me not to answer truthfully in future.

I turned up for my second jab and while I was in the queue, had to have a hayfever-induced sneeze - cue an appearance by two (non-socially distancing) people in dayglo vests and a brief interrogation as to why. I had just got a new batch of my antihistamine medication so I was able to wave that in their direction and reassure them that my involuntary action wasn't Covid-related...

not Covid, you just have Plague, carry on.

[stevewalker]

probably can't be used because of their 'human right' to act like idiots.

That was what was said at the time. The water cannon were then sold off at a loss.

However, EU countries do use water cannon and the same Human Rights apply, so I don't know why they can't be used here ... with bright orange, indelible dye.

[guest311]

comment self censored cause I've been on the naughty step for so long.

[RailGooner]

Perhaps we could take that water-cannon out of storage and do a few mods.

We could replace the blue lights with green lights. Cover the Police vinyls with NHS ones. Then fill the water tanks with hand sanitiser and hey-presto! Ladies and gentleman I present bojo's latest tactic to fight the pandamic... the Covid-Cannon!

[weave]

Think you should change the word 'mods' to 'alterations' or you might be in a bit of bother with, well the mods 

[Newportnobby]

Think you should change the word 'mods' to 'alterations' or you might be in a bit of bother with, well the mods 

Exactly - I don't want to be 'done' with a water cannon, thank you very much

[guest311]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mod_(subculture)

is this a photo of a young @newportnobby ??

[Newportnobby]

@class37025 That link takes me to a 'The page "Mod (subculture" does not exist page, Alan

[Trainfish]

This one exists 

[guest311]

my apologies, I copied / pasted the link from that page, so I do not know what went wrong 

[Newportnobby]

Completely the opposite actually. I was a greebo tearing around on a Triumph at that time

[joe cassidy]

But now you're a skinhead, with hair 3mm long