Unhappy Thread

[Bealman]

I can't wait for my next one! 

[emjaybee]

The view of my colonoscopy was very real as I was watching the cameras' progress on 21 inch screen right next to me.! 

Watching just what was happening would make it a lot more bearable - and interesting, for me.

I've had several colonscopes colonospocies colonopscies cameras up the bum and watched every one of them. The sedative helped and it was great viewing on the screen next to me. The weird thing if though that you don't feel anything inside due to the lack of nerve endings. Oh and removing polyps is also weird. They just get 'plucked off' again with no sense of feeling whatsoever 

That's all well and good, but have you ever had any for medical reasons?

[Trainfish]

I've had several cameras up the bum

It's the camera crew I feel sorry for

I should have been clearer, it was only ever 1 camera at a time.

That's all well and good, but have you ever had any for medical reasons?

I'm not telling you.

[Newportnobby]

Try telling your fans not to be so keen with their 'upskirting'

[Trainfish]

You've given me an idea Mick. Next time I get the same appointment it will be so much easier to wear a skirt. No more stripping off and putting on the backwards robe (once they gave me a robe with 3 arm holes for some reason). Just walk in, lay down, flip up the skirt, in goes the camera, 5 minutes of filming, whip out the camera, drop skirt back down and off I go. You're a genius, thanks 

[steve836]

You've given me an idea Mick. Next time I get the same appointment it will be so much easier to wear a skirt. No more stripping off and putting on the backwards robe (once they gave me a robe with 3 arm holes for some reason). Just walk in, lay down, flip up the skirt, in goes the camera, 5 minutes of filming, whip out the camera, drop skirt back down and off I go. You're a genius, thanks 

Perhaps you could pretend to be Scottish and wear a kilt

[Trainfish]

No way, that would be far too embarrassing! I never want to be mistaken for a Scotsman. They speak funny up there 

[Newportnobby]

once they gave me a robe with 3 arm holes for some reason

@Trainfish  Stupid boy, Pike. You'd put it on upside down

[Bealman]

He's right. Stupid boy.

It would be upside down here anyway 

[Malc]

I suffered with repeated bladder infections and my GP sent me to see a urologist. He did various tests including peeing into a bucket and a camera job. In the middle of the procedure he turned the monitor towards me to see the inside of my bladder. He pointed the camera back towards the point it entered the bladder. "This is what we call the J manoeuvre " I said,"do me a favour and straighten it out before you remove it" Not a flicker of a smile.

[joe cassidy]

Are these the same cameras that some members of this forum use for "drivers eye" videos of their layouts ?

[dannyboy]

Are these the same cameras that some members of this forum use for "drivers eye" videos of their layouts ?

I  hope not! 

[Newportnobby]

I suffered with repeated bladder infections and my GP sent me to see a urologist. He did various tests including peeing into a bucket

Why would the urologist pee into a bucket?

[dannyboy]

Why would the urologist pee into a bucket?

So he could do his 'Punch' impression -

"That's the way to do it". 

[railsquid]

Are these the same cameras that some members of this forum use for "drivers eye" videos of their layouts ?

Yup, just take your layout along to the appointment.