Happy thread

[Bealman]

Dunno, maybe could work...

[guest311]

not sure if he'd stop a riot in that outfit, or start one

[guest311]

you do realise it's not like Porridge any longer

lots of rules and rights

not like the days of Mr McKay and his two rules 

[Trainfish]

Well we'll have to wait and see what happens. The best outcome would be to get 6 months probation 

[dannyboy]

Any idea when we get to know the sentence result John?

[guest311]

all joking aside, John

all the best this afternoon, 

[guest311]

well he should be well into his interview by now ......

so did he go 'booted and suited'  or otherwise  :'(

also, dodgy question, "what are your strengths ?"

I just hope he didn't say "brewing beer", though no doubt he'd endear himself to the inmates. 

IIRC old blanco made wine, as did Fletcher, though his 'test subjects' did suggest he should have washed the bottles out FIRST.

guess we'll just have to hope that he will become 'Mr Trainfish', though I expect he'd even accecpt Mr Barraclough.

just hope he doesn't turn into Napper Wainwright 

now he was 'a son of unmarried parents' 

[dannyboy]

C'mon Alan, keep up.

I need to attend the local prison on Monday at 2pm

Happy mushrooms again, or the TARDIS?   

Just had a thought, whilst it is Saturday here, maybe it's me that's wrong and it's Monday everywhere else. 

[guest311]

 

I blame it on HB

he's got me to the stage where I don't know what day it is....

it's just a never ending round of  walk / feed / dental chew / hide chew/ treats  sleep walk etc

I'm just so shocked that dawn is so late in the may mornings  :'(

[dannyboy]

I have complained on another thread about buying from the UK and paying UK VAT and then having to pay Irish VAT and Customs charges when it gets to Ireland........... I do not know yet what the position is with other suppliers in the UK

Just to add to the above, I have received an email from Keith at 'TrainTrax' stating that VAT will be deducted from non UK orders.

"To remove the UK VAT from your order at checkout enter the Discount Code BREXIT this will deduct all the VAT included in your order. This Discount Code can only be used when you have entered a delivery address outside the UK". Thanks Keith.

So that is 'Rails' and 'TrainTrax' doing it right. 

[dannyboy]

I'm just so shocked that dawn is so late in the may mornings  :'(

Tell Dawn to set her alarm earlier then. 

[guest311]

and the next object is ..

a probationary screw ...

all the best for MONDAY,

having had my calendar reset by @dannyboy 

[Newportnobby]

You're spending far too much time in the Happy Thread, Alan.
We may have to charge you for a season ticket.

[guest311]

NO WAY

what would that do to my creds ?

a grumpy old git with a season ticket to the Happy Thread  :'(

afraid I'll have to decline your kind offer @newportnobby and

return to where I am happy

the ANGRY Thread 

just need the occasional day ticket 

[Trainfish]

C'mon Alan, keep up.

I need to attend the local prison on Monday at 2pm

Happy mushrooms again, or the TARDIS?   

Just had a thought, whilst it is Saturday here, maybe it's me that's wrong and it's Monday everywhere else. 

Wot 'e said 

I am happy today though as I managed an erection this afternoon.......................

















It looks like this now but please believe me that the quality of my erection is far better than the quality of the picture