Happy thread

[JBQFC]

got back to work today after been off sick for a week to be told that due to a major out brake of covid at work they have sent most staff home for ten days but cleaning staff that includes me have to give the place a deep clean but only doing short shifts  so 6 hours instead of 12 hours for the next ten days 5 of which I am booked to work with no loss of pay 

[Snowwolflair]

You'll need to renew it again soon, when the Union is dissolved.

Those Scots have always been a thorn in the side of the civilised world, perhaps we should rebuild the wall.

My wife has confiscated grandson's old Lego bricks and posted them to Nicola Sturgeon to build her own.

The problem is Boris is using Duplo and the Scots are using Leggo (just because Boris is using Duplo) and so it's going to fall down as quickly as it is built.

[Newportnobby]

got back to work today after been off sick for a week to be told that due to a major out brake of covid at work they have sent most staff home for ten days but cleaning staff that includes me have to give the place a deep clean but only doing short shifts  so 6 hours instead of 12 hours for the next ten days 5 of which I am booked to work with no loss of pay

I hope you have full PPE and get tested after the 10 days!

[JBQFC]

got back to work today after been off sick for a week to be told that due to a major out brake of covid at work they have sent most staff home for ten days but cleaning staff that includes me have to give the place a deep clean but only doing short shifts  so 6 hours instead of 12 hours for the next ten days 5 of which I am booked to work with no loss of pay

I hope you have full PPE and get tested after the 10 days!

yes full PPE and proper cleaning stuff i am also train in doing bio cleans and a test every day

John

[Trainfish]

My Tesco experience this week was quite civilized with everyone behaving quite sensibly. No 2pt milks at all apart from costalot orgasmic. Excuse was late delivery. Yeah right, thought I, late from the warehouse to the shelves
What does get my goat is Tesco appear to have delisted 'refill packs' e.g. no spice refills so you have to buy another glass jar you don't want/need and no toilet freshener refills so you have to buy the complete item just to get a refill.

Let's just think about this, maybe they're trying to help you out Mick @Newportnobby. Just think, if you buy less spices then you'll need less toilet freshener. Good on you Tesco!

[Lawrence]

Chan eil a h-uile Albannach ag iarraidh neo-eisimeileachd ge-tà, is dòcha gun dèan cuid de bheachdan an seo beagan ath-bheachdachaidh

[steve836]

Chan eil a h-uile Albannach ag iarraidh neo-eisimeileachd ge-tà, is dòcha gun dèan cuid de bheachdan an seo beagan ath-bheachdachaidh

Think your prdictive text thingy is on the blink

[Snowwolflair]

Chan eil a h-uile Albannach ag iarraidh neo-eisimeileachd ge-tà, is dòcha gun dèan cuid de bheachdan an seo beagan ath-bheachdachaidh

I agree but it is all about winding the other side up 

[Newportnobby]

Chan eil a h-uile Albannach ag iarraidh neo-eisimeileachd ge-tà, is dòcha gun dèan cuid de bheachdan an seo beagan ath-bheachdachaidh

I agree but it is all about winding the other side up 

But a wind up only works if the other side knows what you're blithering on about

Let's just think about this, maybe they're trying to help you out Mick @Newportnobby. Just think, if you buy less spices then you'll need less toilet freshener. Good on you Tesco!

Strangely, that's what the store manager said when I took him to task

[Bealman]

This is the happy thread? Thank God we don't have a sad one 

[The Q]

You'll need to renew it again soon, when the Union is dissolved.

Those Scots have always been a thorn in the side of the civilised world, perhaps we should rebuild the wall.

My wife has confiscated grandson's old Lego bricks and posted them to Nicola Sturgeon to build her own.

The problem is Boris is using Duplo and the Scots are using Leggo (just because Boris is using Duplo) and so it's going to fall down as quickly as it is built.

But which wall to rebuild?
Hadrian's wall gives Northumberland to Scotland.
Antonines wall gives southern scotland to England...

Considering edinburgh was part of the Kingdom of Northumbria, so that most southern Scots are Anglo saxon .. Antonines seems more appropriate..





PS There isn't am emoji for pot stirring...

[tutenkhamunsleeping]

Just had my first ever flu jab.  I'm now just two injections away from immortality

[Newportnobby]

Just had my first ever flu jab. 

Bit late, Steve. I had mine last September

[tutenkhamunsleeping]

Bit late, Steve. I had mine last September

Clearly I can run faster than you

[stevewalker]

I just enjoyed the look on my wife's face. She needed to take a tablet and as I already had a drink she had a mouthful of mine to wash it down. She asked first was it Vodka and Coke, as she can't stand Vodka. I said (correctly) that it wasn't Vodka. She took the tablet and a swig of my drink - only to find it was Poitín (Potcheen) and Coke  Not only was the look on her face priceless, but she came out in goosebumps over both arms.