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Offline broadsword

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Re: Unhappy Thread
« Reply #870 on: July 29, 2017, 08:36:33 am »
The Tony Curtis joke was around in the 50s, long before the TV advert.

I always regarded the Tony Curtis gag as among the best jokes of all time.

Like  Q     Who was the last man to box Sonny Liston ?

        A     The undertaker.................

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Re: Unhappy Thread
« Reply #871 on: July 30, 2017, 08:51:14 am »
What's the deal with Nasal hair?

Before I reached 40 I was happily unaware that they existed, my nostril where just a bogey mine.

Suddenly now I have reached 41 my body has decided to produce these things over night, and they grow faster than bamboo. I mean how long do they have to be, and why do they attach themselves to your tender parts.

Yesterday I decided enough was enough with one of them, so I wrenched it out, I have just finished CRYING NOW!!!! I'm sure it was attached to my nether regions.

I'm now sitting at my desk, wondering if I should get all my mail changed from Mr Price to Mrs Price, and another of the pesky  :censored: :censored: buggers has decided to sprout from my other nostril


Just wait it's ears next!!!!  :-X
KISS = Keep it simple stupid

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Re: Unhappy Thread
« Reply #872 on: July 30, 2017, 11:06:26 am »
 :laughabovepost: :smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing: :laughabovepost:
Some days its just not worth gnawing through the straps.


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