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Title: Veet depilatory cream - how not to use it
Post by: Lawrence on April 20, 2012, 02:09:36 PM
This is a genuine review on the Amazon website, if you are in anyway offended by "colourful" language your are advised not to click on the link, so I take no responsibility if you find it offensive, nor do I take any responsibility if you hurt yourself when you fall of your chair laughing, for spilt coffee or any other detritus that may land on your screen/keyboard

http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R231U4ZG0YDNHD/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R231U4ZG0YDNHD (http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R231U4ZG0YDNHD/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R231U4ZG0YDNHD)
Title: Re: Veet depilatory cream - how not to use it
Post by: Bikeracer on April 20, 2012, 03:01:22 PM
Fair enough,he did give it a five star rating because it did what it said it would. ;D

Allan
Title: Re: Veet depilatory cream - how not to use it
Post by: Mustermark on April 20, 2012, 05:00:15 PM
Funniest thing I have read in ages.

I love that he gave it 5 stars anyway!  But since January there are 41  pages of replies.

Title: Re: Veet depilatory cream - how not to use it
Post by: Alex on April 20, 2012, 05:57:36 PM
 :smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing:

Well, it did exactly what it said on the tin packet
Title: Re: Veet depilatory cream - how not to use it
Post by: hairygit on April 20, 2012, 06:24:27 PM
Lawrence, I've got to ask, why were YOU looking at that item anyway, is there some strange ritual among the mods? ;D
Title: Re: Veet depilatory cream - how not to use it
Post by: Irish Padre on April 20, 2012, 07:05:36 PM
That's what I wondered too!!
Title: Re: Veet depilatory cream - how not to use it
Post by: Donkey on April 20, 2012, 08:31:23 PM
Thanks for that Lawrence. Myself and SWMBO can't stop laughing  :smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing:

Marty
Title: Re: Veet depilatory cream - how not to use it
Post by: Newportnobby on April 20, 2012, 09:04:14 PM
Quote from: hairygit on April 20, 2012, 06:24:27 PM
Lawrence, I've got to ask, why were YOU looking at that item anyway, is there some strange ritual among the mods? ;D

That's rich given your forum name :evil: :evil:

There's no ritual with this Mod. I have problems retaining hair let alone buying summat to get rid of it :(
Title: Re: Veet depilatory cream - how not to use it
Post by: Greybeema on April 20, 2012, 09:16:41 PM
All I can say is DO NOT use Ralgex on a groin strain.....

:'(

:Class414:
Title: Re: Veet depilatory cream - how not to use it
Post by: Lawrence on April 20, 2012, 10:24:16 PM
Quote from: hairygit on April 20, 2012, 06:24:27 PM
Lawrence, I've got to ask, why were YOU looking at that item anyway, is there some strange ritual among the mods? ;D

In all honesty?  actually from a football club forum where I am a member, what HE was doing looking for Veet I will never know  ::)
Title: Re: Veet depilatory cream - how not to use it
Post by: OwL on April 20, 2012, 10:32:34 PM
The funniest bit is all the comments members of the public are posting admiring his honesty :smiley-laughing:
Title: Re: Veet depilatory cream - how not to use it
Post by: Pete Mc on April 21, 2012, 01:41:50 AM
What a spanner!
Just one of the worlds unanswered questions that someone with a discerning lack of brain cells feels compelled to answer to our delectation.
Funny though,saves cutting or trapping his skin in a shaver head though.

Pete
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Title: Re: Veet depilatory cream - how not to use it
Post by: jonclox on April 22, 2012, 02:37:01 PM
Dont ask how I know but......
I`m told that a towel/cloth soaked in milk and applied to the area of pain will 'remove' the sting...
I`m NOT prepared to test it tho  :angel:
Title: Re: Veet depilatory cream - how not to use it
Post by: MikeDunn on April 22, 2012, 04:50:56 PM
Oh, we just have to ask ...  :evil:
Title: Re: Veet depilatory cream - how not to use it
Post by: brbluewill on April 22, 2012, 06:51:29 PM
Quote from: Lawrence on April 20, 2012, 10:24:16 PM
Quote from: hairygit on April 20, 2012, 06:24:27 PM
Lawrence, I've got to ask, why were YOU looking at that item anyway, is there some strange ritual among the mods? ;D

In all honesty?  actually from a football club forum where I am a member, what HE was doing looking for Veet I will never know  ::)


must of been a utd forum  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Veet depilatory cream - how not to use it
Post by: Lawrence on April 22, 2012, 07:27:02 PM
Quote from: gwrwill on April 22, 2012, 06:51:29 PM
Quote from: Lawrence on April 20, 2012, 10:24:16 PM
Quote from: hairygit on April 20, 2012, 06:24:27 PM
Lawrence, I've got to ask, why were YOU looking at that item anyway, is there some strange ritual among the mods? ;D

In all honesty?  actually from a football club forum where I am a member, what HE was doing looking for Veet I will never know  ::)


must of been a utd forum  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

RRFC!
Title: Re: Veet depilatory cream - how not to use it
Post by: moogle on April 22, 2012, 08:12:54 PM
ROFL!  :smiley-laughing:  :smiley-laughing:  :smiley-laughing:  :smiley-laughing:  :smiley-laughing:

Whats more worrying is under the review details on the right is where it says  theres 7 used and new available.
I mean, used?
Title: Re: Veet depilatory cream - how not to use it
Post by: jonclox on April 22, 2012, 08:31:17 PM
Quote from: moogle on April 22, 2012, 08:12:54 PM
ROFL!  :smiley-laughing:  :smiley-laughing:  :smiley-laughing:  :smiley-laughing:  :smiley-laughing:

Whats more worrying is under the review details on the right is where it says  theres 7 used and new available.
I mean, used?
:smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing: