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Title: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: dannyboy on August 30, 2019, 12:27:28 PM
We have all heard of and probably learnt from, the old saying 'measure twice and cut once'. I have another one for you - 'look twice and glue once'. I am in the process of scratch building two buildings for 'Averingcliffe', (the Unofficial Secrets Act forbids me from saying more until all is revealed in the relevant thread  ;)). I am using brick card facings and as we all know, bricks courses are laid horizontally - don't we? I have just realised that a wall on one of my buildings has vertical brick courses!  :censored:  :doh:. Fortunately I can get away with sticking a new piece of card on top of the wrong one.

Please tell me that I am not the only one to make such a stoopid error.  ???
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: guest311 on August 30, 2019, 12:30:28 PM
you could claim you had the plans the wrong way round  :smiley-laughing:
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: ntpntpntp on August 30, 2019, 12:34:28 PM
Is deliberate, for artistic flair  :D
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: BobB on August 30, 2019, 12:38:39 PM
We moved to Saratov in Russia a few months ago and looked at lots of buildings when deciding what to buy. Some bricks are vertical in the old buildings but they are surrounded by horizontal ones. No help to you at all !
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: Newportnobby on August 30, 2019, 12:42:57 PM
Quote from: dannyboy on August 30, 2019, 12:27:28 PM

Please tell me that I am not the only one to make such a stoopid error.  ???

You're the only one :-X
To be fair, though, you did fess up to it.
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: port perran on August 30, 2019, 12:54:22 PM
Corrugated tin roofs for eg outbuildings have been my downfall in the past.
Several times I have had the grooves running horizontally rather than vertically.
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: tutenkhamunsleeping on August 30, 2019, 01:10:29 PM
Manuel: "Orelly men" :D
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: PaulCheffus on August 30, 2019, 02:47:31 PM
Hi

I was quite pleased with myself last week as I managed to get the transfers on the wagon I'd painted and only one of each was supplied. Checked the wagon the following morning to make sure the transfers had settled into the planks and noticed one of them was upside down  :'(.

Now waiting for replacement transfers so I can finished the wagon.

Cheers

Paul
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: guest311 on August 30, 2019, 02:59:44 PM
ok, I will join the confessions  :-[

I was recently adding transfers to a unit of wargames vehicles, and decided to do them as a batch...

all had the front markings and number plates added, then the tactical numbers on the turrets, very careful to ensure the same on both sides, then just the rear markings and number plates  :thumbsup:

all finished, matt varnish applied to seal the transfers, then started to add weathering .....

oops noted that I had somehow moved the vehicles around on the workbench, and not one had the same numbers on the front and rear number plates  :'(
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: dannyboy on August 30, 2019, 03:17:45 PM
Well that would certainly confuse the enemy.
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: railsquid on August 30, 2019, 03:18:07 PM
If it's any consolation I was applying running numbers to a bunch of Japanese Tomix coaches (Tomix like to sell their passenger stock with a choice of user-appliable numbers) and after carefully working out the correct height-above-solebar I realised I'd been doing them offset one window to the left of the one they should have been under.

Fortunately each coach came with a generic transfer sheet with all the numbers for that particular genre of coach, so replacements were at hand.
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: Invicta Alec on August 30, 2019, 04:05:05 PM
Quote from: dannyboy on August 30, 2019, 12:27:28 PM

Please tell me that I am not the only one to make such a stoopid error.  ???

Sorry mate, but no actually, I can't.  :worried:

That really WAS stoopid.

All the rest of us fellows on this forum are exemplary modellers.

You're on your own I'm afraid.

Alec.  ;)


Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: dannyboy on August 30, 2019, 05:24:37 PM
Quote from: Invicta Alec on August 30, 2019, 04:05:05 PM

You're on your own I'm afraid.


Nice to know I have got friends on here.  :P
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: daffy on August 30, 2019, 06:29:18 PM
Now come on folks, David is not that stoopid, as vertical coursing is known in some buildings  - beyond the soldier or sailor coursing often seen above windows etc.

Here's a prime example of the vertical coursing art:

https://www.brick.org.uk/bulletin/expanding-education (https://www.brick.org.uk/bulletin/expanding-education)

Of course ( pun intended ) the building is not all vertical brick courses, so, granted, it's still a half-stoopid thing to do. Sorry David. :D
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: dannyboy on August 30, 2019, 06:32:24 PM
Thanks @daffy (https://www.ngaugeforum.co.uk/SMFN/index.php?action=profile;u=5634)  (I think). At least I now know I am only half stoopid  :hmmm:
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: guest311 on August 30, 2019, 06:57:38 PM
sorry, but I find it hard enough to build a brick wall thats level, let alone with vertical bricks  :-[
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: daffy on August 30, 2019, 06:59:26 PM
Quote from: class37025 on August 30, 2019, 06:57:38 PM
sorry, but I find it hard enough to build a brick wall thats level, let alone with vertical bricks  :-[

It's easy really. Just lie on your side while placing the bricks. Simples. :D
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: guest311 on August 30, 2019, 07:01:04 PM
aaahhh sooooo, or something like that  :smiley-laughing:
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: Newportnobby on August 30, 2019, 09:06:07 PM
Quote from: class37025 on August 30, 2019, 06:57:38 PM
sorry, but I find it hard enough to build a brick wall thats level, let alone with vertical bricks  :-[

For that you need a plumb Bob - which is a bloke called Bob who likes plumbs
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: LASteve on August 31, 2019, 02:58:34 AM
Take heart.

I used to work at Warner Bros. here in Los Angeles. On the set of "ER" back when George Clooney was not quite as famous as he was now, the exterior of the Emergency Room was on the backlot between my office and the lunch canteen. The air-conditioning ducts on the outside of the "hospital" were weathered, but ... the set painters had them laying on their side when they weathered them, with the result that when they were installed on the set, the "rain stains" ran horizontally, not vertically. The director and producers decided to live with it, rather than have them repainted. It became an inside joke. I still point it out when the reruns air!
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: Bealman on August 31, 2019, 03:22:55 AM
See all these bricks at Chez Bealman here in Australia?

(https://www.ngaugeforum.co.uk/SMFN/gallery/albums/Bealman's_Album/Dir_7/main_21135.jpg)

They've all laid upside down  :D
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: railsquid on August 31, 2019, 04:37:16 AM
Aha, that's why it needs two big pins to hold it in place?

Some of the bricks on the right look like they're working loose  ???
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: Bealman on August 31, 2019, 07:18:11 AM
The "two big pins" are actually LED downlights.

The bricks at the side connect to a supporting wall. What is actually more worrying is that when the arch was built back in1984, the left hand side was flush with the wall of the house.

In 2019, we have the leaning arch of Bealman!  :worried:
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: chrism on August 31, 2019, 07:29:34 AM
Quote from: Bealman on August 31, 2019, 07:18:11 AM
The "two big pins" are actually LED downlights.

The bricks at the side connect to a supporting wall. What is actually more worrying is that when the arch was built back in1984, the left hand side was flush with the wall of the house.

In 2019, we have the leaning arch of Bealman!  :worried:

Are you sure it's the arch and not the house?
:P
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: Newportnobby on August 31, 2019, 12:28:05 PM
Quote from: Bealman on August 31, 2019, 07:18:11 AM
The "two big pins" are actually LED downlights.


Get away with you. I'd quite believed Squiddy up until then ::)
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: Bealman on August 31, 2019, 12:34:00 PM
Yeah, watch it, you.

I'll have you know me drill got stuck in there.

It was going in reverse!

(https://www.ngaugeforum.co.uk/SMFN/gallery/albums/Bealman's_Album/Dir_7/main_21133.jpg)
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: Bealman on August 31, 2019, 12:36:16 PM
The bricks were still laid upside down, and me drill was in reverse  ;D
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: Newportnobby on August 31, 2019, 12:42:24 PM
I can't quite make out the make of your drill but it looks horribly like 'Kinhell' which is perhaps quite appropriate :D
Title: Re: How stoopid can you get?
Post by: Bealman on August 31, 2019, 01:05:08 PM
You spotted the cheap one, then.

It's stuck in the wall cos I was trying to drill through in reverse! Once I realised the problem, it went through like butter.  :thumbsup:

After I realised the mistake, then I said efinell.  ;D