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Title: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Newportnobby on June 27, 2016, 09:55:32 PM
Watch the England men's team attempt to play football, I mean.
It's not as if I watch footie anyway apart from the World Cup so why I bothered tonight I haven't the foggiest. ::)
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: port perran on June 27, 2016, 09:59:59 PM
I'm a big football fan but that was disgraceful.
Overpaid, unfit, clueless, no passion, terrified, no brainpower, no idea and a manager that has no clue, no plan and no passion.
Come on Wales.
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: bridgiesimon on June 27, 2016, 10:13:10 PM
Totally agree, that was the WORST performance I have ever had the misfortune of sitting through, and I am a Plymouth Argyle fan!!

They were clueless, understatement of the night was when the commentator said' just could not get the touch'!!

Sack them all!!!!

Simon
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: austinbob on June 27, 2016, 10:17:16 PM
I have to say I am definitely not a football fan. Especially when they cancel my favourite TV progs to show the matches. Why can't they show football on other channels which generally show rubbish instead of ruining my regular viewing.
Now... Just remind me.. Football is the game where they have two stumps a long way apart and cricket has three stumps close together - or is it the other way round??
:hmmm: :)
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Mito on June 27, 2016, 10:25:20 PM
I think England showed the way for Spain tonight. Lost 1-0 to Italy. Give me a spherical ball anytime. :)
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: austinbob on June 27, 2016, 10:26:39 PM
Quote from: Steve.T on June 27, 2016, 10:22:57 PM
Quote from: austinbob on June 27, 2016, 10:17:16 PM
Now... Just remind me.. Football is the game where they have two stumps a long way apart and cricket has three stumps close together - or is it the other way round??
:hmmm: :)

You are absolutely correct, but unfortunately they are not far enough apart for our lads !
Nice one Steve. Where is Iceland anyway?
:)
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Sprintex on June 27, 2016, 10:30:56 PM
Dunno where yours is but our one is in the shopping centre opposite Argos :D


Paul
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: austinbob on June 27, 2016, 10:35:53 PM
Quote from: Sprintex on June 27, 2016, 10:30:56 PM
Dunno where yours is but our one is in the shopping centre opposite Argos :D


Paul
Now. That was funny.. But does your Iceland have enough staff to make a football team?
:no:
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Sprintex on June 27, 2016, 10:42:44 PM
Maybe not, but they'd still probably do better ;)


Paul
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Griffo on June 27, 2016, 10:47:33 PM
Apparently Joe Hart went to Iceland ..... but he didn't save anything. Wants a rematch with Lidl or Co-op ......
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: dannyboy on June 27, 2016, 11:12:37 PM
I phone my wife from work just after 10 and asked her how the game had gone. She told me the score and said that, even though she was on her own, (apart from the cats and dogs), she was embarrassed watching the match, so I am guessing England did not play very well  ???. Or were England 'frozen' out by Iceland?
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: railsquid on June 27, 2016, 11:32:59 PM
Not exactly "Three Cod Wars and One European Cup" then?
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Agrippa on June 28, 2016, 12:36:22 AM
England , as the old chant goes "you're just Scotland in disguise!"
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: lil chris on June 28, 2016, 12:53:21 AM
I just wish I had not watched it a waste of time again, just has I was beginning to think Hodgson had some idea.
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Bealman on June 28, 2016, 01:07:50 AM
I'm still English, but I must admit I watched from my distant vantage point with a weird degree of smugness.

Embarrassing.
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: snitchthebudgie on June 28, 2016, 04:08:10 AM
Thank goodness I am visiting Singapore for work.  No Euro2016 on TV and no stress  :claphappy:
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: marco neri on June 28, 2016, 06:09:17 AM

I was working at factory during my match ( Italy-Spain) and I did understand the score hearing two times dis-human screams coming from the other job areas...especially offices :D

Marco
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Pengi on June 28, 2016, 09:31:17 AM
You could always follow the England Women's Football team - the Lionesses are doing rather well atm . Beat Serbia 7-0 away  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Vonzack on June 28, 2016, 09:49:56 AM
I think we should have a parade for them when they get back, just remember to bring the rotten veg to throw at the useless  :censored: :censored:
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Newportnobby on June 28, 2016, 10:09:12 AM
You've only got to look at the demeanour of the managers in the Italy v Spain game and the England v Iceland match.
The Italian guy was either extremely excited or on something whereas the Spanish chap seemed content to just sit in the dugout.
Hodgson has never been particularly animated as I just don't believe there's any 'fire' inside him and this seems to blanket the whole team. He's done the right thing is walking before being kicked out but Lord only knows who we'll end up with next. Perhaps we should sign that Italian chap :hmmm:
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: red_death on June 28, 2016, 10:15:43 AM
The Italian chap (Conte) is nuts (no offence Marco!) and has already gone to Chelsea...

It was all terrible and unfortunately entirely predictable - to concede within 2 mins of scoring the penalty from the most obvious set play that everyone knew Iceland did was unforgiveable.

Still at least the England rugby team thrashed the Aussies 3-0 in the series. I say Eddie Jones for England manager and James Haskell for captain - of the football team of course  :D
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Bealman on June 28, 2016, 10:22:44 AM
 :P >:D :P ;)
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: marco neri on June 28, 2016, 11:22:45 AM
Quote from: red_death on June 28, 2016, 10:15:43 AM
The Italian chap (Conte) is nuts (no offence Marco!) and has already gone to Chelsea...

It was all terrible and unfortunately entirely predictable - to concede within 2 mins of scoring the penalty from the most obvious set play that everyone knew Iceland did was unforgiveable.

Still at least the England rugby team thrashed the Aussies 3-0 in the series. I say Eddie Jones for England manager and James Haskell for captain - of the dfootball team of course  :D

:hellosign:
Hi Red,
Don't worry....no offence..I understand..
I think for our italian coaches the Premiere League experience is most important..it's a totally different atmosphere..in and out of the game field..

Cheers

Marco (not Van Basten :D)
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Newportnobby on June 28, 2016, 11:31:18 AM
Some of you may remember Rooney already has form in getting us out of international competitions......

(http://www.ngaugeforum.co.uk/SMFN/gallery/45/main_13482.JPG)
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Skyline2uk on June 28, 2016, 11:58:50 AM
Never cared so little about the useless "sportsman" in my life.

Does anybody know if our travelling circus (probably cruel to circuses actually) of fans behaved themselves afterwards?

Skyline2uk
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Sprintex on June 28, 2016, 02:41:13 PM
I have removed numerous references to the current political situation from this thread already, please bear in mind the following from the forum Code of Conduct (http://www.ngaugeforum.co.uk/SMFN/index.php?topic=425.0):-

i)  Political or Religious comment are banned.

Thank You.


Paul
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Dorsetmike on June 28, 2016, 02:54:51 PM
You know, I can remember when football was a game, not just another media event.
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Newportnobby on June 28, 2016, 03:05:54 PM
Quote from: Skyline2uk on June 28, 2016, 11:58:50 AM

Does anybody know if our travelling circus (probably cruel to circuses actually) of fans behaved themselves afterwards?

Skyline2uk

Only that they've boycotted Iceland and gone to Farm Foods instead. ;)
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Luke Piewalker on June 28, 2016, 07:01:07 PM
That video of Steve Maclarens face as he watches the second goal go in is a belter.
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: bridgiesimon on June 28, 2016, 07:07:41 PM
I heard that they got a 2 for 1 deal at Iceland!

Sorry for that!

Simon
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Pengi on June 28, 2016, 07:39:49 PM
Quote from: Luke Piewalker on June 28, 2016, 07:01:07 PM
That video of Steve Maclarens face as he watches the second goal go in is a belter.
Steve McLaren's watches the second goal go in (http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/10327078/iceland-put-freeze-on-mcclarens-optimism)
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Ditape on June 28, 2016, 07:45:38 PM
Why does anyone watch the stupid game we may have invented it but we have not been good enough at it for 50 years. it is 25 overpaid yobs chasing a plastic bag full of wind around a field.
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Sprintex on June 28, 2016, 07:51:45 PM
Quote from: Ditape on June 28, 2016, 07:45:38 PMit is 25 overpaid yobs chasing a plastic bag full of wind around a field.

That's almost exactly my response when people with shocked faces ask why I don't like football :laugh:


Paul
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Agrippa on June 28, 2016, 11:43:25 PM
Roy Hodgson was paid £3m  a year and won sweet FA, I'll equal his
record for £300,000 a year...... ;D
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Mito on June 29, 2016, 05:32:04 PM
Quote from: Agrippa on June 28, 2016, 11:43:25 PM
Roy Hodgson was paid £3m  a year and won sweet FA, I'll equal his
record for £300,000 a year...... ;D

I'll do it for 10% less and improve on his record.
:laughabovepost:
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: port perran on July 01, 2016, 07:55:48 PM
Come on Wales !
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Graham Walters on July 01, 2016, 08:27:40 PM
It's a fact that since 1966, England have won only six games in final tournaments.

Now call an old sceptic, but that tells me it's not all down to the manager and players
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Pengi on July 02, 2016, 10:36:02 AM
Quote from: Graham Walters on July 01, 2016, 08:27:40 PM
It's a fact that since 1966, England have won only six games in final tournaments.

Now call an old sceptic, but that tells me it's not all down to the manager and players

Iceland have put in place a 12 year plan to develop football in their country. It included putting heated pitches near to schools (as in England playing fields are being ripped up) and they have 1 top coach to every 825 Icelanders compared to 1 coach in 11,000 for England.
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: marco neri on July 02, 2016, 11:26:19 PM

...Au revoir :'(
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Newportnobby on July 03, 2016, 09:40:48 AM
Quote from: marco neri on July 02, 2016, 11:26:19 PM

...Au revoir :'(

So sorry, Marco, but in all honesty I have never seen both teams struggle with penalties like that :no:
England, yes, but Germany and Italy, no.
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: Graham Walters on July 03, 2016, 09:47:30 AM
Quote from: newportnobby on July 03, 2016, 09:40:48 AM
Quote from: marco neri on July 02, 2016, 11:26:19 PM

...Au revoir :'(

So sorry, Marco, but in all honesty I have never seen both teams struggle with penalties like that :no:
England, yes, but Germany and Italy, no.

It was actually quite comical, and could have gone on longer if Buffon hadn't managed to dive over the last one.
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: marco neri on July 03, 2016, 09:49:53 AM
Quote from: newportnobby on July 03, 2016, 09:40:48 AM
Quote from: marco neri on July 02, 2016, 11:26:19 PM

...Au revoir :'(

So sorry, Marco, but in all honesty I have never seen both teams struggle with penalties like that :no:
England, yes, but Germany and Italy, no.

...and ridicolous "beau geste" of Pellè before kicking his penalty.....was seen in all over the world......I would like kick him 'til the moon!
Title: Re: Why oh why do we do it?
Post by: talisman56 on July 03, 2016, 03:55:11 PM
Quote from: newportnobby on June 28, 2016, 03:05:54 PM
Quote from: Skyline2uk on June 28, 2016, 11:58:50 AM

Does anybody know if our travelling circus (probably cruel to circuses actually) of fans behaved themselves afterwards?

Skyline2uk

Only that they've boycotted Iceland and gone to Farm Foods instead. ;)

Where they lost 5-4 on penalties...