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Title: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: guest311 on May 14, 2015, 09:38:40 PM
Help....

I seem to have caught the kettle disease.... :o

just ordered a 3MT from him in Taiwan for £55 + £7 p&p... ::)

is there anything I can take to cure this, previously I have been consistently dieselised  :angel:

cheers

alan
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: Geoff on May 14, 2015, 09:59:25 PM
Its nice to let off steam once in a while.   :)
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: austinbob on May 14, 2015, 10:05:09 PM
Quote from: class37025 on May 14, 2015, 09:38:40 PM
Help....

I seem to have caught the kettle disease.... :o

just ordered a 3MT from him in Taiwan for £55 + £7 p&p... ::)

is there anything I can take to cure this, previously I have been consistently dieselised  :angel:

cheers

alan
Once you're hooked you'll just have to have more or join kettles anonymous.
:D
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: scruff on May 14, 2015, 10:11:38 PM
 :sorrysign:
Alan.
You have a really serious problem and if you allow it to continue this problem will seriously damage your wealth.
I'm sure any shrink would recommend a class 40, 85 and 105 be put through the ray and copious amounts of youtube viewing.. DIESEL and electric only mind!

Good luck with your affliction!

Mark

:laugh3:
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: Dorsetmike on May 14, 2015, 10:22:28 PM
Save oil, bring back steam!

Leave the diseasels behind.
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: Jonny on May 15, 2015, 07:00:02 AM
You cant beat steam to help clear your head.

Remember

Coughs and sneezeles

spread diseasles.

Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: Bealman on May 15, 2015, 07:40:44 AM
Mix & match, I say. That's why the BR transition period appeals to me.

Plus the fact that the only colour for a diseasal is GREEN.

;) ;)
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: Jonny on May 15, 2015, 08:17:42 AM

Mix & match, I say. That's why the BR transition period appeals to me all those different kettles from different areas all under one livery

Plus the fact that the only colour  a diseasal makes you is GREEN with poisoning  :P

;) ;)
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: Karhedron on May 15, 2015, 09:26:45 AM
Quote from: class37025 on May 14, 2015, 09:38:40 PM
is there anything I can take to cure this, previously I have been consistently dieselised  :angel:

The trick is not to try and cure the condition but to manage it for good quality of life. I prescribe a daily dose of coal and water. If symptoms do not improve, I suggest visiting one of the many treatment centres conveniently located throughout the UK. Assuming your location is Sussex, this may be your nearest. ;)

http://www.bluebell-railway.co.uk/ (http://www.bluebell-railway.co.uk/)

:A1Tornado:
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: Newportnobby on May 15, 2015, 09:46:58 AM
Quote from: Bealman on May 15, 2015, 07:40:44 AM
Mix & match, I say. That's why the BR transition period appeals to me.

Plus the fact that the only colour for a diseasal is GREEN.

;) ;)

Wrong!!!!!
What about maroon, desert sand, golden ochre, white (Lion) and the lovely 'Kestrel', George?

As for kettleitis, Alan, welcome to the world of steam. For sheer great running/looks I'd suggest you add a J39, Fairburn tank, Jinty, 4F and Ivatt 2MT 2-6-0 to your stud at the very least :)
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: paulprice on May 15, 2015, 10:05:43 AM
STEAM STEAM STEAM STEAM STEAM

CHOO CHOO

:dunce:
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: Bealman on May 15, 2015, 11:25:35 AM
What about maroon, desert sand, golden ochre, white (Lion) and the lovely 'Kestrel', George?

Last year at this time....  time goes quick! I was there in the land of green diesels and lovely old kettles.

Met one in Wigan

;D

George
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: Sprintex on May 15, 2015, 11:27:33 AM
 :Class31:

:Class91:

:Class37:

:Class89:


Paul
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: Bealman on May 15, 2015, 11:35:39 AM
Oh Gawd dear me....

Multi-colour. Looks like a scarf I bought for a friend of Mrs Bealmans.  :sick2:

:thumbsup: George
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: Pengi on May 15, 2015, 12:12:07 PM
Sparks will cure ailments such as kettleitis and diseasels with an ICE pack being particularly effective ;)
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: Bealman on May 15, 2015, 12:20:34 PM
 :laughabovepost: :laughabovepost:

Ha ha. Funny.

Not.

;) George
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: Jerry Howlett on May 15, 2015, 03:53:33 PM
Steam steam steam, oh then the Hymek came along so a Warship and a Western to keep it company then a 08 shunter . Ok its fine I am a STEAM MAN......  Then a bargain 73 electro Diesel , I will  be fine I will spray it green, ok a DMU , then perhaps a railbus, Etched pixels does 2 versions ...ok 2 then. Now a Cravens parcels unit....   Damn Hornby and that Brighton Belle.   I AM A STEAM MAN, I AM A STEAM MAN etc

It works in reverse you see......
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: MinZaPint on May 15, 2015, 05:14:44 PM
(http://www.ngaugeforum.co.uk/SMFN/gallery/25/thumb_24924.JPG) (http://www.ngaugeforum.co.uk/SMFN/index.php?action=gallery;sa=view;id=24924)

That's all I've got to say on the subject!
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: daveg on May 15, 2015, 07:56:33 PM
Quite right too, MZP!

Dave G
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: Dorsetmike on May 15, 2015, 08:48:09 PM
Quote from: MinZaPint on May 15, 2015, 05:14:44 PM
(http://www.ngaugeforum.co.uk/SMFN/gallery/25/thumb_24924.JPG) (http://www.ngaugeforum.co.uk/SMFN/index.php?action=gallery;sa=view;id=24924)

That's all I've got to say on the subject!

Sorry wrong shade of green in tghe foreground of your pic, correct shade is lurking in the background.
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: Bealman on May 16, 2015, 12:14:51 AM
Oooh yeah.... a malachite beastie. Well spotted!
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: Dorsetmike on May 16, 2015, 09:53:18 AM
Quote from: Bealman on May 16, 2015, 12:14:51 AM
Oooh yeah.... a malachite beastie. Well spotted!

Not mala*hite either, looks like proper Maunsell olive green. Looks like it might be a King Arthur.
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: Bealman on May 16, 2015, 09:58:23 AM
Sorry!! Being a Northerner I honestly can't tell the difference!  :-[
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: MinZaPint on May 16, 2015, 10:57:03 AM
Quote from: Dorsetmike on May 16, 2015, 09:53:18 AM
Quote from: Bealman on May 16, 2015, 12:14:51 AM
Oooh yeah.... a malachite beastie. Well spotted!

Not mala*hite either, looks like proper Maunsell olive green. Looks like it might be a King Arthur.

Hi Mike

Try another view of the "Arthur"

(http://www.ngaugeforum.co.uk/SMFN/gallery/25/thumb_24925.JPG) (http://www.ngaugeforum.co.uk/SMFN/index.php?action=gallery;sa=view;id=24925)

It's keeping me company while I wait for Dapol to "Extractus Digitus"

Cheers   David
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: Dorsetmike on May 16, 2015, 12:45:57 PM
What's in the background of T9 shot then? Looks Southern with a number under it on what looks like a Maunsell 6 wheel tender, not another T9, also looks like it has smoke deflectors, outside cylinders and the footplate drops at the front and at the cab, I'd make a guess at a Del Prado Schools, (or an image on the back scene) in view of your Dapol comment.
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: MinZaPint on May 16, 2015, 04:34:33 PM
Spot on Mike Del Prado Schools! cost all of £1.99!
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: Biggy on May 19, 2015, 10:13:37 PM
Steam Locomotives

Diesel big busses with no tyres :D

Also southern Railways is that an oxymoron?

:sorrysign:
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: guest311 on May 22, 2015, 11:19:18 AM
Quote from: class37025 on May 14, 2015, 09:38:40 PM
Help....

I seem to have caught the kettle disease.... :o

just ordered a 3MT from him in Taiwan for £55 + £7 p&p... ::)

is there anything I can take to cure this, previously I have been consistently dieselised  :angel:

cheers

alan

update :::

3MT arrived this morning, the revenue have again been kind, and no duty.

on first, and second, glance it looks nice, for a kettle  :-[ and unlike the 37251s it HAS the detail pack.

chucked reverently placed it on the test track, and runs smooth and quiet in both directions.

so a definite  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: on this one.

hopefully this may cure my kettleitis, but who knows  >:D

cheers

alan
Title: Re: HELP - I've caught kettleitis
Post by: Newportnobby on May 22, 2015, 11:42:22 AM
Quote from: class37025 on May 22, 2015, 11:19:18 AM

hopefully this may cure my kettleitis, but who knows  >:D


Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but kettleitis is incurable, and you only have the early onset symptoms. The degree of the disease may wax and wane but sooner or later you'll need another kettle injection, sure as eggs is eggs. The worst case scenario is when you catch yourself sniffing, not chemical products, but lumps of coal. DO NOT ATTEMPT SNIFFING COKE!!!!!