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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Agrippa on June 14, 2014, 12:41:28 PM

Title: Happy Customer
Post by: Agrippa on June 14, 2014, 12:41:28 PM
I always like it when someone describes  a product and says something like
"No connection with XYZ except from being a very  satisfied customer"

Perhaps one day someone will say  " No connection with XYZ except
from the bung of £100 they paid me! " :D


Title: Re: Happy Customer
Post by: Trainfish on June 14, 2014, 02:57:39 PM
Sounds like you're describing an honest politician. Oops, sorry, those 2 words don't belong in the same sentence.
Title: Re: Happy Customer
Post by: Paul B on June 14, 2014, 03:10:44 PM
Well, you do know how to tell when a politician is lying?

Their lips move...  :smiley-laughing:
Title: Re: Happy Customer
Post by: Agrippa on June 14, 2014, 04:49:11 PM
Quote from: Trainfish on June 14, 2014, 02:57:39 PM
Sounds like you're describing an honest politician. Oops, sorry, those 2 words don't belong in the same sentence.

An example of an oxymoron!
Title: Re: Happy Customer
Post by: edwin_m on June 14, 2014, 04:50:59 PM
Perhaps people complaining should say "no connection except as a dissatisfied customer". 
Title: Re: Happy Customer
Post by: sparky on June 14, 2014, 05:44:11 PM
I thought an oxymoron was a deep sea diver who had forgotten to check his air bottles before a dive...I knew that English O level I did get would come in useful
Title: Re: Happy Customer
Post by: Newportnobby on June 14, 2014, 08:44:01 PM
I thought it was an album by Jean Michel Jarre :dunce:
Title: Re: Happy Customer
Post by: MikeDunn on June 14, 2014, 09:12:46 PM
Quote from: newportnobby on June 14, 2014, 08:44:01 PM
I thought it was an album by Jean Michel Jarre :dunce:
Would that be Oxymorone 1 or Oxymorone 2 ?   :hmmm:
Title: Re: Happy Customer
Post by: Bealman on June 15, 2014, 01:36:14 AM
 :laughabovepost: :laughabovepost:
Title: Re: Happy Customer
Post by: Geoff on June 15, 2014, 03:30:20 AM
Quote from: MikeDunn on June 14, 2014, 09:12:46 PM
Quote from: newportnobby on June 14, 2014, 08:44:01 PM
I thought it was an album by Jean Michel Jarre :dunce:
Would that be Oxymorone 1 or Oxymorone 2 ?   :hmmm:

Are you sure they get numbered?