Hi,
Not sure if this should be here or in jokes thread.
Saw a sign on the back of a lorry on the way back from Fort William today.
Apart from Hemerroids keep away from my a*se :smiley-laughing:
Anyone have any more?
Alex
saw one in a car in Brighton a few weeks ago
"the last person so close to my a**e had at least bought me dinner first"
cheers
class37025
Nice one :smiley-laughing:
Seen on the back doors of an artic - Your braking distance stops here
Also on the back doors of another artic - right hand door stated "overtaking", the left hand door stated "undertaking"
A sign i came across on the net ;)
(http://i549.photobucket.com/albums/ii377/upnick/JESUS.jpg)
& this van was spotted in the parking lot of a hotel where the owner & his girlfriend where stopping where his wife caught up with it ::)
(http://i549.photobucket.com/albums/ii377/upnick/YF9Gp.jpg)
A popular one in Australia "Don't vote why encourage the B-st-rds".
Quote from: oldrailbug on August 29, 2011, 10:38:29 PM
A popular one in Australia "Don't vote why encourage the B-st-rds".
Does this just apply to Australia :smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing:
One of the best I ever saw was an alteration to the old sign disabled driver...no hand signals
It had been modified to read...
Disabled hand signals...no driver!!!
Quote from: upnick on August 29, 2011, 10:36:13 PM
& this van was spotted in the parking lot of a hotel where the owner & his girlfriend where stopping where his wife caught up with it ::)
(http://i549.photobucket.com/albums/ii377/upnick/YF9Gp.jpg)
Something similar to this happened to a colleague of mine at my last firm. His wife stuck a large, home made poster, listing all of her grievances and all of his (alleged) faults, to the windscreen of his car while it was parked in the company car park where all of his friends and colleagues could see it. Mostly awkward, embarrassed silences all round and one or two quiet sniggers.
We used to take our girlfriends parking and for whatever when we were young, many of us had a sticker on the back window of the car which read " Don't laugh Lady it could be your Daughter in here". (how true).
Quote from: oldrailbug on August 30, 2011, 01:02:17 PM
We used to take our girlfriends parking and for whatever when we were young, many of us had a sticker on the back window of the car which read " Don't laugh Lady it could be your Daughter in here". (how true).
Oh dear, Oh dear, Oh dear - "whatver" indeed ;)
your skid marks stop here
I wish my wife was as dirty as this van
please leave a safe distance or you my be hit by the tea bag from my brew
also in white
if you can see the back of my cab, some one has nicked my trailer
this vehicle is limited to 56 kph except fridays
if this vehicle is being driven correctly, ring the police as it has been stolen
Quote from: cloughie on August 30, 2011, 03:25:58 PM
if you can see the back of my cab, some one has nicked my trailer
this vehicle is limited to 56 kph except fridays
if this vehicle is being driven correctly, ring the police as it has been stolen
:smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing:
Haven't actually seen those before!
comes of being a lorry driver for the last 30 years Mark
I remember on the south bound M6, a lorry had gone right through the central barriers and got half way up the bank on the north bound side, some one came on the C.B. and said " if he had his diff lock in, I reckon he would have made it over the top ::)
cloughie
What about the funny town and place names? In Durham there's a place called Pity Me. There's also the River Piddle in Dorset.
If you Google funny-town-names-from-around-the-world/ and look at the third result you'll see lots of very rude town names. :-[ (Over 18s only.)
I had a friend whose parents lived at Number 4 Cannell Court........ ;D
Quote from: Dock Shunter on August 30, 2011, 07:25:35 PM
I had a friend whose parents lived at Number 4 Cannell Court........ ;D
It took me a minute but :smiley-laughing: :thumbsup:
Our block of flats, Vallum Court, is often called Vallium Court.
Hi guys,
Some very funny ones there :smiley-laughing:
When I was into writing my books I wanted to do something different. One of my ideas was to do a coffee table type book. You know the ones to give someone for Xmas like 1001 things to do with a dead cat, that sort of stuff.
Well my idea was truck graffitti, similar to that we've been posting. Only I never seemed to have my camera handy when I saw something funny on the back of a truck/delivery van etc. After a while it sort of tailed off until I saw another funny then I would think about it again, for another couple of days at least. The it would be forgotten about until I saw.........well I think you get the idea. ;D
Alex
I've driven through D***O Newfoundland, almost drove off the road laughing.. If you can't work out the *** just do a search for funny placenames in Canada :)
(I've always liked "head smashed in buffalo jump")
Graham
I was recently driving behind a very dirty white van with "B Team" written in the dirt on the back door.
Someone had added a very small "um" between the "B" and "Team" which did make me laugh. A lot. :smiley-laughing:
Quote from: grumbeast on August 30, 2011, 08:32:49 PM
I've driven through D***O Newfoundland, almost drove off the road laughing.. If you can't work out the *** just do a search for funny placenames in Canada :)
(I've always liked "head smashed in buffalo jump")
Canadia is great for funky names. I liked "Moose Factory" and "Asbestos". ;D
I saw a T-shirt in Canada that read "I'm so patriotic even my blood cells are red and white". I liked that one.