More candidates for the Darwinian Awards

Started by Newportnobby, October 04, 2020, 09:23:08 PM

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AlexanderJesse

They might beniminated for the "stupiest imposters"
For the darwinian award one has to actively try to remove himself from the gene-pool... And this cannot be said to apply to this group
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have a disney day

Alexander

Remember: vapour is just water and therefor clean

chrism

Quote from: AlexanderJesse on October 04, 2020, 10:19:37 PM
They might beniminated for the "stupiest imposters"
For the darwinian award one has to actively try to remove himself from the gene-pool... And this cannot be said to apply to this group

... and without passing on one's genes - so with kiddies in tow it's likely that they failed on that part as well.

acko22

#3
Well there is a possible contender for the Darwin awards if they continue to try and drive the wrong way down the roads...
Mechanical issues can be solved with a hammer and electrical problems can be solved with a screw driver. Beyond that it's verbal abuse which makes trains work!!

Bealman

Classic. As the restaurant says, straight out of Viz!
Vision over visibility. Bono, U2.

stevewalker

Many years ago, a local idiot robbed the local sub-postoffice at knifepoint. They handed over the money, he ran, then they called the police and named him. He"d used a balaclava, but they'd recognised his voice, mannerisms and eyes ... because he collected his unemployment benefit at that office, every fortnight and used the shop regularly!

chrism

Quote from: stevewalker on October 05, 2020, 09:51:36 AM
Many years ago, a local idiot robbed the local sub-postoffice at knifepoint. They handed over the money, he ran, then they called the police and named him. He"d used a balaclava, but they'd recognised his voice, mannerisms and eyes ... because he collected his unemployment benefit at that office, every fortnight and used the shop regularly!

Not quite as stupid as the one who tried to hold up a diner in Phoenix with a revolver - having completely failed to notice three marked police cruisers parked outside and the six uniformed occupants inside. He didn't live to try again.

stevewalker

I remember that (or a very similar event) being in the papers.

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