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[Agrippa]

In a broadcast years ago, maybe Question Time or similar an opposition MP
accused the government of trying to "Sweep this white elephant under the carpet".

[Lawrence]

Some recent guff from football commentators and "journalists"

Chick Young "There's a great gaping gap in the Aberdeen defence"

There's a great gaping gap between that wee tubes ears, one of the most ignorant, incompetent and biased reporters in sports broadcasting, surpassed only by Jim Traynor 

[Agrippa]

When Rangers won the league in Walter Smith's final season wee Chick
ran breathlessly to slobber over him , didn't even mention that his own  team
(St Mirren) had escaped relegation. With the demise of Rangers he now slobbers
over Neil Lennon.

I've heard better commentaries from yobs in pubs than from Chick.

I've met him a couple of times in a non football situation (friend of a friend)
and he's  one of the dullest characters imaginable.