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zwilnik

Quote from: Redcap244 on July 05, 2022, 12:45:04 PM
Quote from: zwilnik on July 05, 2022, 12:41:27 PM
Quote from: Newportnobby on July 05, 2022, 11:14:21 AM
Hope that all goes well for you, Steve.
Luckily this defibrillator has never been triggered as it's an instant loss of driving licence for a year :uneasy:

Brain in 'practical' mode here.. If you wore a light chainmail vest, wouldn't that work as a Faraday cage and protect you from any external electrical influence?

and set off any / every metal detector within range, resulting in tons of robo cops having to leave their coffee and doughnuts and leap into their BMW 4x4s to respond  >:D

I'd guess the defibrillator would do that anyway :) Face it Mick you're a cyborg :) (although I think the PC term is "Enhanced Human" )

Flange Squeal

Does anyone know how to mute threads on here?

guest10040

Mick, The Terminator >:D

Newportnobby

Quote from: Snowwolflair on July 05, 2022, 12:21:39 PM
Tell them to fit a DCC chip it will give you 28 new functions  :goggleeyes: >:D :D

Can't manage the ones I've got now :-[

Quote from: Redcap244 on July 05, 2022, 12:40:25 PM
so I think he has enough trouble with the functions he already has ...


Like wot he said.

Quote from: zwilnik on July 05, 2022, 12:48:37 PM
Face it Mick you're a cyborg :) (although I think the PC term is "Enhanced Human" )

Can someone pair me up with Gemma Chan to make 'Synth' children, please?

Snowwolflair

Quote from: Newportnobby on July 05, 2022, 01:31:06 PM
Quote from: Snowwolflair on July 05, 2022, 12:21:39 PM
Tell them to fit a DCC chip it will give you 28 new functions  :goggleeyes: >:D :D

Can't manage the ones I've got now :-[

Quote from: Redcap244 on July 05, 2022, 12:40:25 PM
so I think he has enough trouble with the functions he already has ...


Like wot he said.

Quote from: zwilnik on July 05, 2022, 12:48:37 PM
Face it Mick you're a cyborg :) (although I think the PC term is "Enhanced Human" )

Can someone pair me up with Gemma Chan to make 'Synth' children, please?

You will definitely need all 28 functions for that  :smiley-laughing:

guest10040

and a surgical team on standby, with a battery charger  :smiley-laughing:

Bob G

Quote from: Redcap244 on July 05, 2022, 04:49:17 PM
and a surgical team on standby, with a battery charger  :smiley-laughing:
Poor Mick. We are taking the Michael a step too far, I think. HAHAHA

guest10040

but he'd have a smile on his face  :o

Snowwolflair


Snowwolflair

Quote from: Snowwolflair on July 05, 2022, 01:42:04 PM
Quote from: Newportnobby on July 05, 2022, 01:31:06 PM
Quote from: Snowwolflair on July 05, 2022, 12:21:39 PM
Tell them to fit a DCC chip it will give you 28 new functions  :goggleeyes: >:D :D

Can't manage the ones I've got now :-[

Quote from: Redcap244 on July 05, 2022, 12:40:25 PM
so I think he has enough trouble with the functions he already has ...


Like wot he said.

Quote from: zwilnik on July 05, 2022, 12:48:37 PM
Face it Mick you're a cyborg :) (although I think the PC term is "Enhanced Human" )

Can someone pair me up with Gemma Chan to make 'Synth' children, please?

You will definitely need all 28 functions for that  :smiley-laughing:

Good news Mick, the latest Lenz DCC software will give you 64 functions, so their is hope for your yet  :thumbsup:

Malc

What I don't understand, with modern technology, why don't they use a cell phone battery? Then you could just sit next to a charging coil for an hour to top up. It works with my iPhone.
The years have been good to me, it was the weekends that did the damage.

Newportnobby

Quote from: Malc on July 12, 2022, 04:26:00 PM
What I don't understand, with modern technology, why don't they use a cell phone battery? Then you could just sit next to a charging coil for an hour to top up. It works with my iPhone.

Boring :sleep:
A visit from Liz Hurley would have the same effect.
(Sadly unlikely though :*()

Snowwolflair

Quote from: Newportnobby on July 12, 2022, 04:28:44 PM
Quote from: Malc on July 12, 2022, 04:26:00 PM
What I don't understand, with modern technology, why don't they use a cell phone battery? Then you could just sit next to a charging coil for an hour to top up. It works with my iPhone.

A visit from Liz Hurley would have the same effect

Especially if  she gave you a fast charge, that would bring you battery up quickly (and possibly other parts)  :smiley-laughing:

Malc

I don't know Mick. Have you tried emailing her? She might be lonely.
The years have been good to me, it was the weekends that did the damage.

Newportnobby

Quote from: Malc on July 12, 2022, 04:33:24 PM
I don't know Mick. Have you tried emailing her? She might be lonely.

I hope not. Mr. Callan says Lonely stinks :worried:
(Oh Gawd - that's showing my age)

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