My local bus stop

[Bealman]

Have you been told today? GET THE APP!!!

[Malc]

Just as a matter of interest, George, have you ever caught a bus at your local stop?

[Bealman]

Every time I go there, mate, except for once. I missed it and had to catch an Uber.

By the way, the double entendres are gold. 

[railsquid]

Every time I go there, mate, except for once. I missed it and had to catch an Uber.

Out of curiosity, what kind of bait do you use?

[Bealman]

Credit card 

[weave]

Used to be Mastercard but these days it's Visor  .

Sorry, wrong thread 

[Bealman]

Tonight, me phone's telling me it's gonna be 4 degrees hotter tomorrow than today!

Great.

[TrevL]

Wish it was here
https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/forecast/gcmydz1hb#?date=2020-10-03

[Bealman]

Twelve degrees is fine! Even with rain.

I'm an Englishman living in Australia (for just about all of my life), and I hate the heat.

Especially the bush fires it can accelerate.

[daffy]

Tonight, me phone's telling me it's gonna be 4 degrees hotter tomorrow than today!

Great.

Thus proving that the World is in perfect balance as the two ends of the physical antipodean divide show an equalising of temperature because tomorrow here in rainy Lincolnshire it will be 4 degrees cooler.

[Bealman]

Awesome!

[Bealman]

Nearly typed "cool" but thought better of it 

[daffy]

 

[Bealman]

It was 39 degrees in the backyard of Chez Bealman today. Geez, I hope it's not going to be a repeat of last summer. 

[Graham]

a bit early in the season to be seeing those temps. We were warm yesterday (29^oC) but of course today typical Melb made it to 14^oC at our place today.