Happy thread

[dannyboy]

how reliable their local driver is...

That is so true. If I get a notification from 'DPD' that Jason will deliver a parcel between 9 and 10, I know I will get it - usually nearer 9 than 10. If the notification states that another driver will deliver it, I usually get the parcel 24 hours later!

[Trainfish]

ISTM a lot of how reliable a delivery company is, is how reliable their local driver is...

I've just spent 10 minutes trying to work out and 10 seconds googling to find out what ISTM means. I still have no idea how it fits into the current topic of delivery drivers though unless you're waiting for some "travel medicine" to be delivered. We usually just go to the chemist and stock up on Imodium.

[Newportnobby]

It Seems To Me you're not thinking straight.

[dannyboy]

WDWHTHATA?

(Why do we have to have all these abbreviations?) I feel like I need to learn a new language some times! 

[Browning 9mm]

HTEA
Having To Explain Acronyms

the one I do like however, is

PONTI
Person Of No Tactical Importance 

both courtesy of Bluestone 42

[AdeV]

ISTM a lot of how reliable a delivery company is, is how reliable their local driver is...

I've just spent 10 minutes trying to work out and 10 seconds googling to find out what ISTM means.

Apologies, a mis-spent lifetime on web forums, and prior to that Usenet, and prior to that dial-up BBS (Bulletin Board Systems), has left me kind of assuming everyone knows what certain acronyms are.

DAMHIKT.

PEBCAK.

and BOHICA (a new one to me)...

DAMHIKT: Don't Ask Me How I Know This.
PEBCAK: Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard.
BOHICA: Bend Over, Here It Comes Again!

[Papyrus]

PEBCAK: Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard.

According to my stepson, (AKA ORTS - Occasionally Resident Technical Support), this is also known as PICNIC (Problem In Chair, Not In Computer). I think he regards his mother as the embodiment of this...

Cheers,

Chris

[Browning 9mm]

aka ID-10--T problem

[AdeV]

PEBCAK: Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard.

According to my stepson, (AKA ORTS - Occasionally Resident Technical Support), this is also known as PICNIC (Problem In Chair, Not In Computer). I think he regards his mother as the embodiment of this...

Hah - I like that one...

For us computer nerds, there are 4 kinds of "ware" in computing:

Hardware - the computer itself
Firmware - the programs embedded within the hardware that make it work properly
Software - the stuff you run on the hardware
Wetware - the individual driving the software...

Problems are often to be found in the wetware...

[Malc]

Hah - I like that one...

For us computer nerds, there are 4 kinds of "ware" in computing:

Hardware - the computer itself
Firmware - the programs embedded within the hardware that make it work properly
Software - the stuff you run on the hardware
Wetware - the individual driving the software...

Problems are often to be found in the wetware...

Curiously, the definitions of wetware I know is the human element in computing, anything biological.

[The Q]

PEBCAK: Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard.

According to my stepson, (AKA ORTS - Occasionally Resident Technical Support), this is also known as PICNIC (Problem In Chair, Not In Computer). I think he regards his mother as the embodiment of this...

Hah - I like that one...

For us computer nerds, there are 4 kinds of "ware" in computing:

Hardware - the computer itself
Firmware - the programs embedded within the hardware that make it work properly
Software - the stuff you run on the hardware
Wetware - the individual driving the software...

Problems are often to be found in the wetware...

Unfortunately quite often it might be the wetware that wrote the software that caused the original problem.. ask any sub postmaster.