So what are banks for?

Started by Dorsetmike, October 05, 2013, 06:40:49 PM

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Dorsetmike

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port perran

On the face of it that's bewildering but I'm a complete sceptic as far as newspapers are concerned. We don't get told the complete story and the paper only reports what it believes to be sensationalism.
This may not be true in this case but I don't believe a word of what's printed in newspapers !
I'm sure I'll get used to cream first soon.

guest311

 I don't believe a word of what's printed in newspapers !

thats a bit harsh, they usually manage to get the name of the paper and the date right  :smiley-laughing:

Kipper

Happened to me once - problem being paying large amount of cash into someone else's account sends the cashier into a tizz. Money laundering rules were applied (incorrectly) and bank refused to take. On another occasion, I was able to pay cash for a transfer to a forum member, to pay for some items purchased, with no problem, although the amount was smaller.

All boils down to poor training and incorrect application of rules.

mr bachmann

Bank = Porn shop for money !    :D   


mr bachmann

guest311

Quote from: mr bachmann on October 05, 2013, 08:01:13 PM
Bank = Porn shop for money !    :D   


mr bachmann

sure you don't mean 'pawn shop', ie you take in a £20 note and if you're lucky they'll give you half of what it's worth  :)

keithfre

Quote from: class37025 on October 05, 2013, 08:19:42 PM
sure you don't mean 'pawn shop', ie you take in a £20 note and if you're lucky they'll give you half of what it's worth  :)
It's even worse than that. Even if the banks' capital ratio were to be raised to 20% (it appears to be less than 10% at the moment), you would take in £20, they would keep £4 for you in case you wanted it back again and spend the rest on crazy 'leveraging' schemes to make themselves rich. Or have it got it wrong?

EtchedPixels

It depends where in the world you go. Usury (money lending for profit) is an offence in many parts of the world so they have to invent real ways to do things. (It makes things like mortgages rather different too)

It's not real money anyway, most of the world's money is an imaginary promise the Americans will print some more of it to pay you.

Alan
"Knowledge has no value or use for the solitary owner: to be enjoyed it must be communicated" -- Charles Pratt, 1st Earl Camden

Bikeracer

Perhaps someone should point out to the newspaper that they forgot to print the value of his house,that seems to be important in most newspaper reporting.

Allan
I'm not a complete idiot..some bits are missing.

Smokebox

Quote from: Bikeracer on October 06, 2013, 08:53:29 AM
Perhaps someone should point out to the newspaper that they forgot to print the value of his house,that seems to be important in most newspaper reporting.

Allan
And what's his age?  That always seems to be important.

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