Today's Certificate of Muppetry Goes To

[Oldman]

ME.
Cottage now planted and wired in.
Checked lighting  works fine and then realised  I forgot to put curtains at the windows

Too late to add them as every thing is glued down.

[mereman]

Curtains are down for washing 

Or the inhabitants are exhibitionists  

[Bikeracer]

Stick a for sale sign on it.

Allan

[Fratton]

movers van and a decorators van outside and make it a newly moved into house being decorated,,,

[Oldman]

Like the decorators idea. Also means the garden does not have to be tidy.

[michael]

I fit curtains and blinds for a living, maybe the outworker has messed them up and the fitter has had to take them away to be altered!

[Oldman]

I fit curtains and blinds for a living, maybe the outworker has messed them up and the fitter has had to take them away to be altered!

Brilliant, like that.

[bridgiesimon]

We have blinds in most windows in ouyr house, if they are fully up, they are not visible from outside anyway so dont worry about it although each time you look at it, you will remember yer oopsie!!

I have a singal box with an unpainted door which I see everytime but cannot ereach to paint!

Simon

[loco4401]

Put some on the clothes line and make it look like there getting washed

[Fratton]

Just had another thought board up the ground floor wondows on the house and make the garden overgrown,,,

[Agrippa]

Paint the windows black and the occupants can grow funny plants inside.

[mereman]

Paint the windows black and the occupants can grow funny plants inside.

You spying on me

[GlenP]

I forgot to put the windows into one of my builds - printed out some scale plywood, cut to size and stuck it on!

Glen