Unhappy Thread

[guest10040]

Why not rechargeable batteries? You could just plug yourself in for a couple of hours while you watch TV of an evening...

I shudder to think where the socket would be fitted 

[Newportnobby]

Why not rechargeable batteries? You could just plug yourself in for a couple of hours while you watch TV of an evening...

I shudder to think where the socket would be fitted 

You'd shudder!! I reckon I'd do more than shudder

[steve836]

Good luck Mick. I've got an op. too on the 14th. Following surgery in 2019 I got a cough and started to come apart at the seams so the surgeon is going to cut me open and stick some wire netting in to reinforce the join.

[Newportnobby]

Hope that all goes well for you, Steve.
Luckily this defibrillator has never been triggered as it's an instant loss of driving licence for a year

[Graham]

Why not rechargeable batteries? You could just plug yourself in for a couple of hours while you watch TV of an evening...

I shudder to think where the socket would be fitted 

The technology is there, my wife has a TENS machine in her spine to stop pain, that has an induction charging system, which she charges about every 5 days.

[Bob G]

Good luck Mick. I've got an op. too on the 14th. Following surgery in 2019 I got a cough and started to come apart at the seams so the surgeon is going to cut me open and stick some wire netting in to reinforce the join.

Make sure it is titanium, otherwise you might end up with a magnetic personality 

[Bob G]

Hope that all goes well for you, Steve.
Luckily this defibrillator has never been triggered as it's an instant loss of driving licence for a year

Says the man who just got a nearly new Qashqai!!!!

[Newportnobby]

Hope that all goes well for you, Steve.
Luckily this defibrillator has never been triggered as it's an instant loss of driving licence for a year

Says the man who just got a nearly new Qashqai!!!!

Why not rechargeable batteries? You could just plug yourself in for a couple of hours while you watch TV of an evening...

I shudder to think where the socket would be fitted 

The technology is there, my wife has a TENS machine in her spine to stop pain, that has an induction charging system, which she charges about every 5 days.

No external electrical devices allowed for me so TENS machine or that thing Beefy and Eamon Holmes advertise to electrically stimulate your legs are verboten. Likewise, jacuzzis are off limits.
I can, however, sit in a bath and fart.........................................carefully!

Says the man who just got a nearly new Qashqai!!!!

Yeah, it had better not go off when they temporarily disconnect it!!!

[Bob G]

Lets face it Mick, you have to choose where you get your thrills now.
Jacuzzis are out, but N gauge might just be the only safe thing left for you 
I certainly would steer clear of DCC. That is almost as dangerous as a Jacuzzi.
Bob

[Snowwolflair]

Tell them to fit a DCC chip it will give you 28 new functions 

[joe cassidy]

DCC with sound please 

[guest10040]

HB says please do not include "steal HB's Bonios" as an optional function 

[guest10040]

Tell them to fit a DCC chip it will give you 28 new functions 

as Mick keeps telling us, he's a Luddite.

so I think he has enough trouble with the functions he already has ...
including moderating my posts 

28 more could definitely overload his dodgy ticker 

[zwilnik]

Hope that all goes well for you, Steve.
Luckily this defibrillator has never been triggered as it's an instant loss of driving licence for a year

Brain in 'practical' mode here.. If you wore a light chainmail vest, wouldn't that work as a Faraday cage and protect you from any external electrical influence?

[guest10040]

Hope that all goes well for you, Steve.
Luckily this defibrillator has never been triggered as it's an instant loss of driving licence for a year

Brain in 'practical' mode here.. If you wore a light chainmail vest, wouldn't that work as a Faraday cage and protect you from any external electrical influence?

and set off any / every metal detector within range, resulting in tons of robo cops having to leave their coffee and doughnuts and leap into their BMW 4x4s to respond