Who on here lives in Essex?

[Trainfish]

And are they going to admit to being the subject of this BBC news article? 

[Bealman]

Must be short of news there. Sounds like a load of balls to me

[Newportnobby]

I've just self-censored myself so will refrain from posting what I'm thinking.

[tutenkhamunsleeping]

Whilst often mistaken for a corpse, I never sunbathe nude.

Well, not since that little misunderstanding with the nuns

[Newportnobby]

Nurse! NURSE!!
Please get this image out of my head

[crewearpley40]

Have I got nudes for you ? Like the rest of the numpties doing idiotic things  a fixed penalty notice should have been issued I would have thought

[Newportnobby]

In my younger days we used to put pennies on the rails

[tutenkhamunsleeping]

a fixed penalty notice should have been issued I would have thought

Depends where they fix it.  Not as if you can tuck it under a windscreen wiper.  Erm... 

[crewearpley40]

I used to be part of the team that paid schools a visit with the ex drivers, managers, emergency services to educate and hear the stories. Too awful and censored comments  but I leave that to you what I'm.thinking. had the nudist had his own garden with fencing you would have thought. Good point steve

[Mr Sprue]

Probably a TOWIE actor topping up their tan as all the fake stuff got panic bought in the lockdown!