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Re: Happy thread
« Reply #60 on: June 25, 2011, 10:43:45 pm »
Why did you paint your nails red? :smiley-laughing:

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Re: Happy thread
« Reply #61 on: June 25, 2011, 10:51:16 pm »
So I could hide in a cherry tree of course.  ::)

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Re: Happy thread
« Reply #62 on: June 25, 2011, 11:08:48 pm »
Watch out - there's a Georg Washington about :evil:

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Re: Happy thread
« Reply #63 on: June 26, 2011, 01:11:04 am »
I remember my first spelling test, fifty two years ago when I was four years old. I got 9/10 right. The one I got wrong was 'one'. I put 'oen' because that's how it sounded. The secret of learning to read is having a young blonde teacher with red painted fingernails.  :evil:


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Re: Happy thread
« Reply #64 on: June 26, 2011, 09:20:19 am »
Wood members pleese refrain from making jokes and fun of other members dislexic keyboards. They are all some members can aford and it can be very hurtfull to keep being remindeded about it. >:(
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Re: Happy thread
« Reply #65 on: July 10, 2011, 07:15:43 pm »
Chinese food :thumbsup:


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Re: Happy thread
« Reply #66 on: July 15, 2011, 11:29:37 am »
It's Friday - thank Crunchie (oops - is that advertising?) :beers:

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Re: Happy thread
« Reply #67 on: July 15, 2011, 11:49:32 am »
It is indeed, you should've said: "It's Friday - thank generic chocolate-honeycomb confectionery bar of a brittle nature".

You were right about the  :beers: though, so I think we'll forgive you.
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Re: Happy thread
« Reply #68 on: July 15, 2011, 02:38:55 pm »
I like Fridays it means I am home away from work yippee makes me happy walking out of work at the weekend.

Me and the wife are drinking Bacardi Breezers this weekend that will make me extremely happy...
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Re: Happy thread
« Reply #69 on: July 15, 2011, 03:17:34 pm »
So I could hide in a cherry tree of course.  ::)

Was that not originally to do with elephants  :smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing:?
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Re: Happy thread
« Reply #70 on: July 15, 2011, 03:48:35 pm »
So I could hide in a cherry tree of course.  ::)

Was that not originally to do with elephants  :smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing:?

I thought they painted their feet yellow so they couldn't be seen upside down in a bowl of custard (scrapes barrel as hard as possible)

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Re: Happy thread
« Reply #71 on: July 15, 2011, 03:50:41 pm »
They moved on - too many people knew about the custard and the cherry trees.

Elephants that sit in trees
Really hate Dutch Elm disease
In the boughs they sit and sun
A branch gives way down they come
Grumpily sat in the plants
Picking splinters from their pants

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Lest they have Dutch Elm disease
For from on high there may thump
An elephant in a grump
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Peeling you from his behind
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Re: Happy thread
« Reply #72 on: July 15, 2011, 03:57:36 pm »
They moved on - too many people knew about the custard and the cherry trees.

Elephants that sit in trees
Really hate Dutch Elm disease
In the boughs they sit and sun
A branch gives way down they come
Grumpily sat in the plants
Picking splinters from their pants

Beware craters beneath trees
Lest they have Dutch Elm disease
For from on high there may thump
An elephant in a grump
In the bushes sat resigned
Peeling you from his behind


 :smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing:

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Re: Happy thread
« Reply #73 on: July 15, 2011, 05:16:42 pm »
They moved on - too many people knew about the custard and the cherry trees.

Elephants that sit in trees
Really hate Dutch Elm disease
In the boughs they sit and sun
A branch gives way down they come
Grumpily sat in the plants
Picking splinters from their pants

Beware craters beneath trees
Lest they have Dutch Elm disease
For from on high there may thump
An elephant in a grump
In the bushes sat resigned
Peeling you from his behind


That one has rounded Friday off rather well....  :smiley-laughing: :smiley-laughing:
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Re: Happy thread
« Reply #74 on: July 15, 2011, 11:15:16 pm »
 :NGaugeForum:  Makes me happy  ;D


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