Stag party....

findus · July 31, 2011, 11:10:48 AM

Im alive im alive im alive

Now the bad part!

I have been sat in the middle of the junction 13, not out of choise! i was gaffer tapped to a chair.

And the note read, this poor mans life has been taken away by the the one and only......WOMAN.

im now trying to get the paint out of my hair

the police were nice enought they gave me a silver blanket to use.

oh and a room for the night, and a yellow ticket to say well done!

well really it was a warning

cloughie · July 31, 2011, 11:20:13 AM

best thing for you findus is the hair of the dog, 8 shots of brandy in a pint glass, topped up with full fat coke
cloughie

findus · July 31, 2011, 11:24:06 AM

Quote from: cloughie on July 31, 2011, 11:20:13 AM
best thing for you findus is the hair of the dog, 8 shots of brandy in a pint glass, topped up with full fat coke
cloughie

the brandy sounds good

but will give the dog hair a miss i think

Newportnobby · July 31, 2011, 04:02:18 PM

Quote from: findus on July 31, 2011, 11:24:06 AM
Quote from: cloughie on July 31, 2011, 11:20:13 AM
best thing for you findus is the hair of the dog, 8 shots of brandy in a pint glass, topped up with full fat coke
cloughie

the brandy sounds good but will give the dog hair a miss i think

Congratulations on surviving

I guess we'll never hear the full gruesome details or see any pics. How's your head

moogle · July 31, 2011, 07:08:17 PM

Quote from: newportnobby on July 31, 2011, 04:02:18 PM
Quote from: findus on July 31, 2011, 11:24:06 AM
Quote from: cloughie on July 31, 2011, 11:20:13 AM
best thing for you findus is the hair of the dog, 8 shots of brandy in a pint glass, topped up with full fat coke
cloughie

the brandy sounds good but will give the dog hair a miss i think
Congratulations on surviving I guess we'll never hear the full gruesome details or see any pics. How's your head

Dont be so sure! Junction 13 probably has cctv so keep an eye on ITV3...

fisherman · July 31, 2011, 07:55:10 PM

hope they don't tie him to the front of Tornado ans see if he can imitate a chime whistle...

Lawrence · July 31, 2011, 09:32:48 PM

Glad you enjoyed it mate

your stags sound like a right good bunch of lads.

I'm sure the local constabulary just had a busy night, a donation of a couple of tins of biccies to the shift room often doesn't go amiss after a night like yours

Newportnobby · July 31, 2011, 09:39:47 PM

Quote from: Lawrence on July 31, 2011, 09:32:48 PM
a donation of a couple of tins of biccies to the shift room often doesn't go amiss after a night like yours

That's if you can get them off Cloughie

cloughie · August 01, 2011, 06:37:59 AM

a donation of a couple of tins of biccies to the shift room often doesn't go amiss after a night like yours.
Lawrence, do you know this from past experience, your photos show that butter would not melt in your mouth

you little devil you

newportnobby, if they were hobnobs I would defend them to the bitter end, drool

I refuse to believe there are no

cloughie

lesmond · August 01, 2011, 08:40:19 PM

Quote from: Lawrence on July 31, 2011, 09:32:48 PM
Glad you enjoyed it mate your stags sound like a right good bunch of lads.

I'm sure the local constabulary just had a busy night, a donation of a couple of tins of biccies to the shift room often doesn't go amiss after a night like yours

Never fails, same works in the local recycling centre to gain access to the treasure in the skips...