Getting further past it

Started by Dorsetmike, March 07, 2018, 10:25:46 AM

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Malc

Quote from: Dorsetmike on March 07, 2018, 11:16:33 AM
I think it's allied to  "TIBMIN" =  thumb in bum, mind in neutral.
We were sat at a set of traffic lights, behind a Fiat Panda. The lights changed to green then back to red. I exclaimed TUBBIN. I explained to my wife. "Thumb up bum, brain in neutral"
The years have been good to me, it was the weekends that did the damage.

Intercity

We have one of those one cup coffee maker thingys that you put "pods" in, did everything right except for putting the cup under the dispenser, SWMBO wasn't amused at the mess and my effort to clean it.

Another time driving the car home I got to a grade crossing (level crossing) and sounded the car horn with 2 longs a short and a long, other drivers looking at me like I was a weirdo (I was still in work mode and went through the crossing as though I were on my train) at least I stayed on the road.

Newportnobby

Why do I keep looking in a kitchen drawer for the milk which, of course, is kept on the radiatorin the fridge(milky milky)? Remember The Mary Whitehouse Experience?

Why do I so nearly chuck my dirty laundry into the toilet rather than the laundry basket? It will happen one day, I'm convinced :worried:

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