funny signs

[Alex]

Hi,

Not sure if this should be here or in jokes thread.

Saw a sign on the back of a lorry on the way back from Fort William today.

Apart from Hemerroids keep away from my a*se 

Anyone have any more?

Alex

[guest311]

saw one in a car in Brighton a few weeks ago


"the last person so close to my a**e had at least bought me dinner first"

cheers
class37025

[Alex]

Nice one 

[Newportnobby]

Seen on the back doors of an artic - Your braking distance stops here
Also on the back doors of another artic - right hand door stated "overtaking", the left hand door stated "undertaking"

[upnick]

A sign i  came across on the net 



& this van  was spotted in the parking lot of  a hotel where the  owner & his girlfriend where stopping where his wife caught up with it   

[longbridge]

A popular one in Australia "Don't vote why encourage the B-st-rds".

[upnick]

A popular one in Australia "Don't vote why encourage the B-st-rds".

Does this just apply to Australia   

[N Gauge Bob]

One of the best I ever saw was an alteration to the old sign disabled driver...no hand signals
It had been modified to read...
Disabled hand signals...no driver!!!

[Gooders]

& this van  was spotted in the parking lot of  a hotel where the  owner & his girlfriend where stopping where his wife caught up with it   

Something similar to this happened to a colleague of mine at my last firm. His wife stuck a large, home made poster, listing all of her grievances and all of his (alleged) faults, to the windscreen of his car while it was parked in the company car park where all of his friends and colleagues could see it. Mostly awkward, embarrassed silences all round and one or two quiet sniggers.

[longbridge]

We used to take our girlfriends parking and for whatever when we were young, many of us had a sticker on the back window of the car which read " Don't laugh Lady it could be your Daughter in here". (how true).

[Newportnobby]

We used to take our girlfriends parking and for whatever when we were young, many of us had a sticker on the back window of the car which read " Don't laugh Lady it could be your Daughter in here". (how true).

Oh dear, Oh dear, Oh dear - "whatver" indeed

[cloughie]

your skid marks stop here

I wish my wife was as dirty as this van

please leave a safe distance or you my be hit by the tea bag from my brew

also in white

if you can see the back of my cab, some one has nicked my trailer

this vehicle is limited to 56 kph except fridays

if this vehicle is being driven correctly, ring the police as it has been stolen

[Mustermark]

if you can see the back of my cab, some one has nicked my trailer

this vehicle is limited to 56 kph except fridays

if this vehicle is being driven correctly, ring the police as it has been stolen

Haven't actually seen those before!

[cloughie]

comes of being a lorry driver for the last 30 years Mark

I remember on the south bound M6, a lorry had gone right through the central barriers and got half way up the bank on the north bound side, some one came on the C.B. and said  " if he had his diff lock in, I reckon he would have made it over the top

cloughie

[poliss]

What about the funny town and place names? In Durham there's a place called Pity Me. There's also the River Piddle in Dorset.
If you Google funny-town-names-from-around-the-world/ and look at the third result you'll see lots of very rude town names.  (Over 18s only.)